Husband Superstore -- 7 August 2005

[scotty]

Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose
a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the

men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man
from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down
except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor:
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The
women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a
job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they
went.

Second floor:
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm", said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"

Third floor:
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow", said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor:
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a
strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what
must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are f*cking impossible to please. The exit is to your
left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

[Obviousman]

Classy

[Izzy HaveMercy]

Classy

OWNED.

IZ.

[eastmidswhizzkid]

spot on scotty!

[MadameButterfly]

But scotty not all woman are the same I must add.

I would have stopped at the fourth floor because I know it does not get any better than that!!

Probably *blonde* woman

MB

[eastmidswhizzkid]

But scotty not all woman are the same I must add.

I would have stopped at the fourth floor because I know it does not get any better than that!!

Probably *blonde* woman

MB

blonde women gat a raw deal.there's no evidence that brunettes and redheads are any less stupid

[MadameButterfly]

Want to take a bet on that one?

MB