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Have lost my signed Tuesday night ticket already!!!!! Showed it to Gaz when I got home and haven't seen it since! :evil:

Biggy, you'll have to give me yours :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
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Will give you a roll of giant sized Parma Violets in return ;D
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Knob off - unless you want to bid for it on ebay. Actually, that's probably where Gaz has put it :D
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EEEeek I never thought of that. And knob yourself off...
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So what do I do with these yakky sweeties then?
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Parma violets ..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

send 'em me . I seem to be the only person in the world to like them.
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YAKKITY - they taste of perfume
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But I'm a sweet smelling son of a bitch myself.
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Nowt wrong with parma violets.

I didn't think of getting my ticket signed. Doh!
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markfiend wrote:I didn't think of getting my ticket signed. Doh!
That's because you were devoid of purpose or destination Mark. :lol:
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Planet Dave was his destination which he arrived at 15.00. :lol: :innocent:
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snowey wrote:Planet Dave was his destination which he arrived at 15.00. :lol: :innocent:
:lol: :lol: 8)

True enough. It's easy to get to Planet Dave, but getting off?
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markfiend wrote:Nowt wrong with parma violets.

I didn't think of getting my ticket signed. Doh!
Neither did the Bigster :roll: he had to badger me to go get it done :evil:
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I've lost mine too. I'm not happy. :cry:

Sad thing is, I got home with it & threw it out by accident.

I even searched through the bins the day after but no joy.
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Additionally forgot to get mine signed. Dave, you're a menace to normal mental activity! 8)
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timsinister wrote:normal mental activity! 8)
And what you know about THAT could be written on the back of your one and only brain cell... :lol: :P :innocent:
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timsinister wrote:Additionally forgot to get mine signed. Dave, you're a menace to normal mental activity! 8)
You're welcome Tim. :twisted:
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Don't call Dave a bad influence, he takes it as a compliment.

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*smug*

HAVE FOUND MINE!!!!!!!!!!!
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markfiend wrote:Don't call Dave a bad influence, he takes it as a compliment.

We are the people our parents warned us about...
actually.... mine hold me up as an example.. :eek:
mind you, they do live in chavtown. not their fault.
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my mum used to come to me for advice about drugs :roll:
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mine used to let me do her makeup... not her hair, though.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my mum used to come to me for advice about drugs :roll:
:lol: My mum, who has quite bad arthritis, and is normally a Hyacinth Bucket ("pronounced Bouquét") type, once asked me if I knew where she could get some weed. :eek:

But she bottled out in the end as she "didn't want to get me in trouble" Image
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markfiend wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my mum used to come to me for advice about drugs :roll:
:lol: My mum, who has quite bad arthritis, and is normally a Hyacinth Bucket ("pronounced Bouquét") type, once asked me if I knew where she could get some weed. :eek:

But she bottled out in the end as she "didn't want to get me in trouble" Image
shame.you should make her some hash-cakes or similar.i know a couple of arthritis sufferers who swear by it.if the fuckin' drug laws in this country weren't so backwards...... :evil:
there's one of the most natural and ancient medicines growing plentifully and hardily and all those cnuts are in the pockets of the pharmaceutical companies.bastards :evil: :evil:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
markfiend wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:my mum used to come to me for advice about drugs :roll:
:lol: My mum, who has quite bad arthritis, and is normally a Hyacinth Bucket ("pronounced Bouquét") type, once asked me if I knew where she could get some weed. :eek:

But she bottled out in the end as she "didn't want to get me in trouble" Image
shame.you should make her some hash-cakes or similar.i know a couple of arthritis sufferers who swear by it.if the fuckin' drug laws in this country weren't so backwards...... :evil:
there's one of the most natural and ancient medicines growing plentifully and hardily and all those cnuts are in the pockets of the pharmaceutical companies.bastards :evil: :evil:
Aye, this 60 year old with back pain was using it as a pain killer and got sent to jail over it. She was on some talk show and they were trying to make it sound like she was in the wrong. They told her that the weed will build up overtime in the backbone of users and cause serious damage. :lol: idiots.
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