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Even uglier than me on a monday morning after a long weekend...
One puppy you'd rather not be shown.....
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You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
Hunter S. Thompson
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aaagghhhhhh !
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Christ! I'm not sure I shouldn't moderate that with a "f*cking scary image" warning
Poor little doggy.
More info on the "world's ugliest dog".
Poor little doggy.
More info on the "world's ugliest dog".
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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I hope that looks just slightly betterboudicca wrote:HOLY GUACEMOLE!
I WAS gonna have that sandwich...
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Well there's hope for all of us if something that ugly can be loved!
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye
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Just noticed: how many claws has he got on his front-right paw?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet?
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sweet's not quite the word i'ld use;but it has got a certain somethingd00mw0lf wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- FiveLeavesLeft
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That poor dog is blind, makes him even more vulnerable...
Nope. Maybe it's cos I have a warm spot in my heart for old animals. I had a horse that was 18 years old and a cat that would have turned 16 a couple of weeks ago. I used to call them "pensioners", they were quite sweet with their daily routines.d00mw0lf wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet?
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The poor little bastard has probably got a right complex being entered into the Worlds Ugliest Dog competition. get him a wig, some dentures and some shades and he would be fine.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
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i hope you're not going to become another von obsessived00mw0lf wrote:I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Brideoffrankenstein
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hmmmmmarkfiend wrote:Just noticed: how many claws has he got on his front-right paw?
Nah. He'd only worry the dog.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i hope you're not going to become another von obsessived00mw0lf wrote:I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough!
*calls PETA*
poor dog obvious cataracts, severe perio problem, and malnutrician
or just old age & near death
poor dog obvious cataracts, severe perio problem, and malnutrician
or just old age & near death
Why don't you ask the kids at Tiananmen Square
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
Was fashion the reason why they were there?
They disguise it, hypnotize it
Television made you buy it
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OI!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive
boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough!
Even I draw the line at his "new look". I mean, you know... I actually wouldn't!
Nope. Come back when you've had a hair transplant and a bloody good shave.
I surprise myself, but it's true.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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I actually think von's new look is rather groovy. I would!boudicca wrote:OI!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive
boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough!
Even I draw the line at his "new look". I mean, you know... I actually wouldn't!
Nope. Come back when you've had a hair transplant and a bloody good shave.
I surprise myself, but it's true.
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That's Von that is.The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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there's nothing wrong with us skinhead/baldies.beards however are abominations on all creatures .except goats.and clams.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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You see a river, or a lake or a very large puddle?Hom_Corleone wrote:That's Von that is.The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
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That's your bed that is. You're on the front cover of bedwetters monthly. Congratulations
Only a paand.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:You see a river, or a lake or a very large puddle?Hom_Corleone wrote:That's Von that is.The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
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That's your bed that is. You're on the front cover of bedwetters monthly. Congratulations
Those were the days. Before all this Little Britain nonsense.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
Only a paand.
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I heard that. Hasn't he recently wrote a novel? He was by far the funnier of the two.Mrs RicheyJames wrote:He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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Not sure of he's done one since ThisHom_Corleone wrote:I heard that. Hasn't he recently wrote a novel? He was by far the funnier of the two.Mrs RicheyJames wrote:He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
Only a paand.