One puppy you'd rather not be shown.....

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http://samugliestdog.com/index.html

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Even uglier than me on a monday morning after a long weekend...
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Christ! I'm not sure I shouldn't moderate that with a "f*cking scary image" warning :lol:

Poor little doggy.

More info on the "world's ugliest dog".
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HOLY GUACEMOLE! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I WAS gonna have that sandwich... :urff:
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boudicca wrote:HOLY GUACEMOLE! :eek: :eek: :eek:

I WAS gonna have that sandwich... :urff:
I hope that looks just slightly better :lol:
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Well there's hope for all of us if something that ugly can be loved! :lol:
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Just noticed: how many claws has he got on his front-right paw? ???
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Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet? :|
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d00mw0lf wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet? :|
sweet's not quite the word i'ld use;but it has got a certain something :?
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That poor dog is blind, makes him even more vulnerable...
d00mw0lf wrote:Am I the only one who thinks it looks quite sweet? :|
Nope. Maybe it's cos I have a warm spot in my heart for old animals. I had a horse that was 18 years old and a cat that would have turned 16 a couple of weeks ago. I used to call them "pensioners", they were quite sweet with their daily routines.
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The poor little bastard has probably got a right complex being entered into the Worlds Ugliest Dog competition. get him a wig, some dentures and some shades and he would be fine.
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I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
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d00mw0lf wrote:I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
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i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive :innocent:

boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough! :roll:
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markfiend wrote:Just noticed: how many claws has he got on his front-right paw? ???
hmmmm :eek:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:I think he looks fine as he is...
Then again, I'd do pretty much anything to own a hairless rat
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i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive :innocent:

boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough! :roll:
Nah. He'd only worry the dog.
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*calls PETA*

poor dog obvious cataracts, severe perio problem, and malnutrician

or just old age & near death
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive :innocent:

boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough! :roll:
OI! :evil: :lol:

Even I draw the line at his "new look". I mean, you know... I actually wouldn't! :eek: :innocent: :von:

Nope. Come back when you've had a hair transplant and a bloody good shave. :P

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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i hope you're not going to become another von obsessive :innocent:

boudicca and madamebutterfly are bad enough! :roll:
OI! :evil: :lol:

Even I draw the line at his "new look". I mean, you know... I actually wouldn't! :eek: :innocent: :von:

Nope. Come back when you've had a hair transplant and a bloody good shave. :P

I surprise myself, but it's true.
I actually think von's new look is rather groovy. I would! :twisted: :lol:
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The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
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there's nothing wrong with us skinhead/baldies.beards however are abominations on all creatures .except goats.and clams. :innocent:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
Image That's Von that is.
You see a river, or a lake or a very large puddle?
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That's your bed that is. You're on the front cover of bedwetters monthly. Congratulations :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:
The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white, and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there are the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles.
Image That's Von that is.
You see a river, or a lake or a very large puddle?
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That's your bed that is. You're on the front cover of bedwetters monthly. Congratulations :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
I heard that. Hasn't he recently wrote a novel? He was by far the funnier of the two.
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Hom_Corleone wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:He's still bloody funny. Can't say the same for Mr Bladiblub anymore. He's totally lost it. Saw Robert Newman in Wakefield a couple of years ago. He really is still p*ss funny.
I heard that. Hasn't he recently wrote a novel? He was by far the funnier of the two.
Not sure of he's done one since This
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