....of Heartland:
it gives me the greatest of pleasures to announce that this morning, at O9.31 (BST) the beautiful Charlotte, Mrswhizzkid, gave birth to a baby boy!!!!
MY SON!!
he weighed in at 8lb 8oz (3.25Kg) and is AWESOME!
we have called him Rocky.
mother and son are both absolutely fine.
drinks and cigars are on me!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen...
- eastmidswhizzkid
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Huzzah! Congrats 'n' stuff!
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Welcome to the world, Rocky. It gets better with time.
We want some pictures of the little bundle of joy; 'cos after this, you'll wonder why you bothered!
Get some rest, my man.
We want some pictures of the little bundle of joy; 'cos after this, you'll wonder why you bothered!
Get some rest, my man.
Congrat's,great news,I will now go and have a drink!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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aww.. well done to charlotte, and kisses to rocky.
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Nice one! Good health to both of them! Now wet that babies head.
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU ALL The skies are clear and the planets are doing their little jig
Cheers Lee having a red wine on YOU dude and Charlotte What a boy lots of love and rest wished for you rock chick
ROCKY Welcome to this world little angel...enjoy the ride.
Sent with lots of it (hugs, loves and kisses)
Jos, Debs, Jonathan and Sedean
Cheers Lee having a red wine on YOU dude and Charlotte What a boy lots of love and rest wished for you rock chick
ROCKY Welcome to this world little angel...enjoy the ride.
Sent with lots of it (hugs, loves and kisses)
Jos, Debs, Jonathan and Sedean
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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... or more a Rocky as in...
Congrats.
Congrats.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?
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that'll be me - the officer classtimsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?
congratulations to the whizzkid family
Ooh! get you being better than Boudicca and Johnny!timsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?
I'm scum, but I kick ass with it.
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I'm not as smooth as the Very Nice Man, nor am I as desirable as the Dark Queen. I'd never put myself above anyone, except in terms of sanity.d00mw0lf wrote:Ooh! get you being better than Boudicca and Johnny!timsinister wrote:Ironically titled thread...how many true Gentleman and well-bred Ladies are there here? Johnny, put your hand down, Boudicca, shut up. Anyone else want to pretend?
I'm scum, but I kick ass with it.
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thanks to you all for the kind words!i am wetting (drowning almost) the babys head as we speak...albeit alone (except for you lot).the social wetting has to wait for saturday when our sound system is putting on a free techno alldayer at a pub in leics with barbecue and stuff.it would be cool if we could all get together sometime...for any reason!
and he is Rocky after an old acquaintance of mine who i always thought had a rather cool name.he was named after Rocky Graziano -a real boxer and the stallone film just copied him.
it is most definitely nothing to do with a certain audience participation gothic musical,'cause that's utter drivel for wank-stains.
though in the words of alex and his droogs,my son is "horrorshow"
and he is Rocky after an old acquaintance of mine who i always thought had a rather cool name.he was named after Rocky Graziano -a real boxer and the stallone film just copied him.
it is most definitely nothing to do with a certain audience participation gothic musical,'cause that's utter drivel for wank-stains.
though in the words of alex and his droogs,my son is "horrorshow"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Congratulations, Mr. Whizz.
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both of you and charlotte had 9 months of getting prepared and it will turn out totally different to be a parent....
enjoy and congrats
enjoy and congrats
Es ist grausam.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
Dafür hat es aufgehört zu regnen.
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Congratulations Lee and Charlotte, and welcome to the world Rocky.
Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?
Boy, is he gonna curtail your choice of lifestyle.
Beer raised, and doffed in a southerly direction.
Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?
Boy, is he gonna curtail your choice of lifestyle.
Beer raised, and doffed in a southerly direction.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug....what kind of wanker would have a drug-related name?FFS Dave wrote:: Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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"rocks" is as well a synonym for something else...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug....what kind of wanker would have a drug-related name?FFS Dave wrote:: Outstanding name, we need to know - the cartoon character or the chicken?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Not one that far down the quality-list, anyway.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug
Then again I suppose you wouldn't want to call your newborn 'Moonshine'. That'd send out the wrong message completely.
'Fragged another moaning sh1tbag'
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FFS Dave wrote:Not one that far down the quality-list, anyway.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:it's also slang for moroccan soap-bar, not that i'ld ever name him after a drug
Then again I suppose you wouldn't want to call your newborn 'Moonshine'. That'd send out the wrong message completely.
and diethyl-methyltriptamine would be a bastard to write in the snow!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"