OK it ain't Fiefdom but its a bit more naughty....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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With or without me in it? :innocent:
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8) O.K. all of you in leathers....look for *code name* for candyman and go undercover

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i'm not taking this job on without a job description, kiddies
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Dark wrote:
Motz wrote:
emilystrange wrote:
for WHAT?? :eek:
Whatever he fired me from.

Enjoy the ride :innocent:
Motz, I'm gonna need that leather back some day soon.
:lol:
Don't know what the both of you are up to, but I'm sure there are other forums for that :eek:
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@Obviousman - I'm sure there are. However, the humour is too much to pass up.

@Motz - Oh just keep it, I'm sure it wouldn't suit our dearest Emily.

@Dearest Emily - It depends on how much pay you want. :lol:
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i'm more of a rubber girl (see gallery) and it probably wouldn't fit.
I want whatever you can afford, and more
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Dark wrote:@Motz - Oh just keep it, I'm sure it wouldn't suit our dearest Emily.
I feel so used :cry:

But seriously...back on topic anyone?
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EVERYONE has been or does get used!!!

Indeed....how much are you willing to pay in whatever out-fit?
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Well, consider the topic involves prostitution, I'd say we're still on-topic.

OK Ems, suit up in rubber.
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p.s. @ Obviousman...hit the books man!! Think of YOUR future.
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8) Good - we have leather, rubber anything else....lots of ammo and lots of booze....that YOU have to carry...lets go.
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Can we have Ribbons too?

I'm looking at you Dark :innocent:
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Anything you want.
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Gottdammerung wrote:Hmm... Culprit, I tried inviting you and it said that I would be banned if I tried that again... strange..

Might be cos I'm in jail right now or you or I don't have enough respect..

I'll try tomorrow once I'm out of jail..
Got your message, I'm up to 53 now, so it should hopefully work...

I got tooled up on coke and robbed 10 old ladies :twisted:
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culprit wrote:
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I got tooled up on coke and robbed 10 old ladies :twisted:
That's what I like to see! ;D

OK, an invite is ony its way to you...
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Or maybe not.... I'm not intelligent enough to have more than three members plus me right now!

Bit like real life this morning! :lol:
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Are the Speed Kings going to war with The Firm?
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Probably not yet.. I think we need more respect first..

We should definitely plan our strategy and be prepared though...
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Are the Speed Kings going to war with The Firm?
It serpently looks like it...

and if G doesn't get his rating higher I might have to join the FIRM!! :lol:
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culprit wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:Are the Speed Kings going to war with The Firm?
It serpently looks like it...

and if G doesn't get his rating higher I might have to join the FIRM!! :lol:
Traitor! :lol:


Nah, I should get 100 respect today, easy...

Just gotta avoid those damn 7-11s!
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I'll check in at 12 today, in meetings til then....
(that's in the real world, obviously)

in-game I'm cleaning my glock. :wink:
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I had 100 respect until I got sent down. A couple of 7-11 robberies will sort that out
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Well I put this in the gang chat panel...


This formula supposedly tells you what difficulty of crime you can commit..


Crime ability = (Intelligence + Strength + Tolerance + Weapon Power) / 4



So if ability<difficulty don't do da crime..
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I guessed it was something like that

I'll have to work up to the kidnapping then
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my bro recommends this, too..

http://dopewars.sourceforge.net/

online version...
http://www.treadon.us/index.php?in=google
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