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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:and diethyl-methyltriptamine would be a bastard to write in the snow! :lol:
Yeh, but the other kids at school would never be able to think up rhymes with his name to take the p!ss out of him. Every cloud...

This is important. Take it from a "Claire"... :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:and diethyl-methyltriptamine would be a bastard to write in the snow! :lol:
Yeh, but the other kids at school would never be able to think up rhymes with his name to take the p!ss out of him. Every cloud...

This is important. Take it from a "Claire"... :wink:
thats one of the many reasons i love my name.once you've got over "lee stinks of wee and lives in a tree" you've about cracked it."cocky rocky likes playing hockey" is about the extent of what i can come up with for him and im good at his game! :lol:
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Congratulations! :D
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:and diethyl-methyltriptamine would be a bastard to write in the snow! :lol:
Yeh, but the other kids at school would never be able to think up rhymes with his name to take the p!ss out of him. Every cloud...

This is important. Take it from a "Claire"... :wink:
What're YOU complaining about? You've already illustrated the numerous and comical ways in which Tim can be abused... :P
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Poor kid!! :lol:

Congrats.
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Do we have to start calling you Whizzdad now?

Congrats to all.
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All the best Lee. Love to Charlotte. Respect to you all. :kiss:
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Well done

Kids are fun (your own anyway)

It changes you in very subtle ways. Doubt you'll be putting that ghastly babyhead avater up again.

Post a phone then
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Congrats mate, and welcome to the world Rocky Whizzkid (what a great name).

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Congratulations to the whole family. Never ever stop trying to be the best dad in the whole world.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Well done

Kids are fun (your own anyway)

I chabges you in very subtle ways. Doubt you'll be putting that ghastly babyhead avater up again.

Post a phone then
when i put that up i thought someone might think it was a bit distasteful as my baby was due anyday.but i put it up 'cause when Rocky was starting to be overdue someone joked that it would never come out naturally.being my kid it would probably have horns .i liked that idea.

i posted half a page of sick jokes about babies the other day.i don't like babies more just because i've got one.i only like my baby.
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Does being a father afford you the right to triple post? :innocent:

I guess we'll let you off ;)
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Was there any need to post that three times though?
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:lol: He is doing a jig of some sort surely? :wink:
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Oh my.

He's a little young for that quite so soon isn't he? :innocent:
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Nice one Lee and family :notworthy:
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Congratulations to you and the rest of the involved. Wife and kid that is.

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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Was there any need to post that three times though?
and of course i must have done it deliberately[sarcast-icon]
... i have no idea how it happened.fuckin' hell woman you must have a low opinion of me if you think i'm that dull of wit that i couldn't make up two posts full of drivel to up my count -perhaps i got my missus pregnant just so i could start a new topic about it? :roll:

@mrs rj]however im prepared to accept that you may not have meant that as bitchily as i took it .i'm very tired today and the 'chemist is half-day closing'.soz.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Was there any need to post that three times though?
and of course i must have done it deliberately[sarcast-icon]
... i have no idea how it happened.fuckin' hell woman you must have a low opinion of me if you think i'm that dull of wit that i couldn't make up two posts full of drivel to up my count -perhaps i got my missus pregnant just so i could start a new topic about it? :roll:
Take a chill pill or summit. It was a fecking joke :roll:

Touchy or what? fecking hell. :roll:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Was there any need to post that three times though?
and of course i must have done it deliberately[sarcast-icon]
... i have no idea how it happened.fuckin' hell woman you must have a low opinion of me if you think i'm that dull of wit that i couldn't make up two posts full of drivel to up my count -perhaps i got my missus pregnant just so i could start a new topic about it? :roll:
Take a chill pill or summit. It was a fecking joke :roll:

Touchy or what? fecking hell. :roll:
see i did it again then!the post without the @mrsrj....bit at the bottom shouldn't have been posted.i swear i added the "edit" before i posted at all.now it looks like an added bit to save face.i did actually reconsider what mrsrj said and concluded it probably wasnt meant so "sorry mrs rj" :wink: i'm going to talk to Rocky -i'm probably more on his level today :oops:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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Congrats all round :D

does that mean you're going to have to abdicate the title of "eastmidswhizzkid" to your son? :lol:
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