Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs. Snowey
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d00mw0lf wrote:
scotty wrote:God I feel sorry for this guy,the only time i'v' seen such ridicule from women directed towards a man was after I'd slept with them :oops: ,does this run deeper or is it just the "DOO"?,if I meet any HL women in the future I will be having a severe skinhead beforehand and no messing! :lol:
But it's having his hair cut that started all this! :lol:
He used to have such lovely hair too... :innocent: 8).

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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Image
Heh heh, it's gonna be a long time before I get tired of this... :twisted: :lol:
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do us Jocks post too much for the sake of posting?

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James Blast wrote:do us Jocks post too much for the sake of posting?

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Yup :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Has he been back in yet?

I think the Humber Bridge is in danger!
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James Blast wrote:do us Jocks post too much for the sake of posting?

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You tell me... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:do us Jocks post too much for the sake of posting?

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You tell me... :innocent:
Posts about The Timster don't count

I'm after the Pope to make him a Saint. We just need something for him to be patron saint of...
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The Patron Saint of threads that Lose the Plot?
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James Blast wrote:The Patron Saint of threads that Lose the Plot?
So saint of all threads then? :innocent:
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
boudicca wrote:
James Blast wrote:do us Jocks post too much for the sake of posting?

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You tell me... :innocent:
Posts about The Timster don't count

I'm after the Pope to make him a Saint. We just need something for him to be patron saint of...
Gay northerners?
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:
boudicca wrote: You tell me... :innocent:
Posts about The Timster don't count

I'm after the Pope to make him a Saint. We just need something for him to be patron saint of...
Gay northerners?
Either that or hairgel and dodgy beard attempts... ;D
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James Blast wrote:The Patron Saint of threads that Lose the Plot?
I thought this was one thread that actually managed to stay on-topic :eek: :lol:

5 pages eh? That's NOWT! We of the Peeps Republic are made of sterner stuff :lol:

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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:The Patron Saint of threads that Lose the Plot?
I thought this was one thread that actually managed to stay on-topic :eek: :lol:

5 pages eh? That's NOWT! We of the Peeps Republic are made of sterner stuff :lol:

<goes off chanting: "'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go">
It's just 'cos making fun of tim never seems to stop being fun....
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d00mw0lf wrote:It's just 'cos making fun of tim never seems to stop being fun....
Yup. Just when you think you've exhausted all the possibilities for p!ss-taking, he provides you with another one, darling boy! :notworthy: :lol: :P
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He's lovely isn't he? 8)
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:He's lovely isn't he? 8)
A drunkard and a gentleman. :notworthy: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:He's lovely isn't he? 8)
A drunkard and a gentleman. :notworthy: ;D
An officer and a drunkard? :wink:
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A drunkard and a drunkard?
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And it only takes one :von: pint :D
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:And it only takes one :von: pint :D
That's slander, is that!

Everyone knows Northern Man can take his ale... :innocent:
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Too right he took it, he made sure everyone knew he didn't have to pay for it :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:And it only takes one :von: pint :D
That's slander, is that!

Everyone knows Northern Man can take his ale... :innocent:
Ah, but he's a fake northerner. Made of hairgel in rick Astley's bedroom doncha know?
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:lol: Just noted the similarity between Mrs. Snowey and D00meh's avatars...
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