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Dark wrote:Sentiment is appreciated, Ness. However, it's looking less and less likely.
Why can't you come back to the Queens Hotel after the Doo for a lemonade or two then get the first train back to Lincoln,after all you'll be in the company of responsible adults,won't you?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
Dark wrote:Sentiment is appreciated, Ness. However, it's looking less and less likely.
Why can't you come back to the Queens Hotel after the Doo for a lemonade or two then get the first train back to Lincoln,after all you'll be in the company of responsible adults,won't you?
Please.. my parents are still probably under the illusion everyone on the net is a dangerous paedo out to chop me up into small chunks and scatter me over a wide area.
I mean, I can show them the photos of past Heartland dos, but chances are slim to nought.
Now, if they knew Debaser, then maybe they'd be more lenient. But hey.
Dark wrote:Sentiment is appreciated, Ness. However, it's looking less and less likely.
Why can't you come back to the Queens Hotel after the Doo for a lemonade or two then get the first train back to Lincoln,after all you'll be in the company of responsible adults,won't you?
Please.. my parents are still probably under the illusion everyone on the net is a dangerous paedo out to chop me up into small chunks and scatter me over a wide area.
timsinister wrote:Apologies to the MacHeartlander's...but you're clearly the oddest looking bunch.
Thank you Timothy, now I can really join in with the 'Fcuk You Tim' threads
BTW, yer quite right, we are someone your parents warned you about
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
FFS Dave wrote:Yep, in all likelihood you'll have walked past The George on the way to Joseph's Well - it's bang opposite the main entrance of the LGI.
Me and Ms Delilah hung a left at the Thai restaurant on the corner and then round the south side of LGI and over the bridge to JW. Had we reached the George by then? Where is it in relation?
Yep, that'll have taken you straight past it. Literally, it's bang opposite the LGI. You probably stopped outside it to tie your bootlace. Probably.
Dark wrote:Sentiment is appreciated, Ness. However, it's looking less and less likely.
Why can't you come back to the Queens Hotel after the Doo for a lemonade or two then get the first train back to Lincoln,after all you'll be in the company of responsible adults,won't you?
No....
@ Ness.. it's easier in front of a bunch of small children, innit?
FFS Dave wrote:Yep, in all likelihood you'll have walked past The George on the way to Joseph's Well - it's bang opposite the main entrance of the LGI.
Me and Ms Delilah hung a left at the Thai restaurant on the corner and then round the south side of LGI and over the bridge to JW. Had we reached the George by then? Where is it in relation?
Yep, that'll have taken you straight past it. Literally, it's bang opposite the LGI. You probably stopped outside it to tie your bootlace. Probably.
Ta Ravey ...and 'Hello' Great Preston! "Amanda ... this is ...aww god ..."
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How far away do I have to be to qualify for a good excuse? Warsaw and Ljubljana are the current candidates, but I could try for Kaunas if it would help?
Of course, if my favourite Honey is going I'll change my plans at once.
Dark wrote:Nah, forget it. I honestly can't be bothered to try and go. I'll just go to Whitby instead.
probably best
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Well, have you seen the line-up for Whitby ?
I havn't have you,we were thinkin' of it aswell,but it would have to be because somebody like the Sex Fiends,Lorries,Troupe or Andi Sex Gang was Playing?.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
