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James Blast
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Ahem!
MacHeartland Simmits only come in original grey with beer and pakora juice markings. These markings and the amount identify each member and are unique.

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And thee shall be ken'd bi yon numbur!
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James Blast wrote:Ahem!
MacHeartland Simmits only come in original grey with beer and pakora juice markings. These markings and the amount identify each member and are unique.

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And thee shall be ken'd bi yon numbur!
I stand corrected Oh Dark Lord,
AND THE NUMBER SHALL BE 86,well thats the number of chicken Pakora fi the Forres curry Hoos!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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no.7 at Achmed's House of Photocopying/Kebabs/Currys/Pizzas/'European Food'/Anoraks and Hardcore Porn mags.

Tasty!
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James Blast wrote:no.7 at Achmed's House of Photocopying/Kebabs/Currys/Pizzas/'European Food'/Anoraks and Hardcore Porn mags.

Tasty!
I'll have that adress BLAST!!! :lol:
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:Ahem!
MacHeartland Simmits only come in original grey with beer and pakora juice markings. These markings and the amount identify each member and are unique.

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And thee shall be ken'd bi yon numbur!
I stand corrected Oh Dark Lord,
AND THE NUMBER SHALL BE 86,well thats the number of chicken Pakora fi the Forres curry Hoos!!
Small world Scotty, we have friends in Hopeman, good beach for a Sunday morning hangover walk....
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Zuma wrote:
Small world Scotty, we have friends in Hopeman, good beach for a Sunday morning hangover walk....
Top wee beach Hopeman,we like "Lossiemouth"beach,It's longer,so better for a Bigger hangover,and you can get a Cone fi MIELS on the way home!,if your ever up this way Geez a shout,we could make a HL day of it!
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I want a cone, now
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James Blast wrote:I want a cone, now
Even got "IRN-BRU"cones at their wee shop on the front,what better for a hang over.I ask you?!!.
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scotty wrote:
Zuma wrote:
Small world Scotty, we have friends in Hopeman, good beach for a Sunday morning hangover walk....
Top wee beach Hopeman,we like "Lossiemouth"beach,It's longer,so better for a Bigger hangover,and you can get a Cone fi MIELS on the way home!,if your ever up this way Geez a shout,we could make a HL day of it!
If you ever do get a trip like that together, we will need photographic evidence 8) :lol:

MacHL-rs and ice-cream cones: splendid! :notworthy:
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Should be up around September if I can get some time off -
should only be about minus 10 by then...

Perfect ice cream weather :lol:
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pokey hat anyone?
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:I want a cone, now
Even got "IRN-BRU"cones at their wee shop on the front,what better for a hang over.I ask you?!!.
Irn Bru cones? Sounds good. I'm still regretting not getting a photo of the bottle of Irn Bru I bought in Yekaterinburg. Just for the posiness of it all ....
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8) You just have to just love the Zuma family....wait our paths are going to cross.... :wink:

And I love mint-tasting ice-cream cones...whatever the weather...


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