Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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d00mw0lf wrote:Hang on, when did we stop talking about "never gonna give you up"?
It was when these OLD FOLKS came on D00meh... that classic is not far enough back in the mists of time for them, doesn't count as reminiscing as it does for young 'tings like us.


Remember Wackaday? :innocent:
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Even I remember Wackaday :|
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:Hang on, when did we stop talking about "never gonna give you up"?
It was when these OLD FOLKS came on D00meh... that classic is not far enough back in the mists of time for them, doesn't count as reminiscing as it does for young 'tings like us.


Remember Wackaday? :innocent:
Ah yes... Timmy Mallett falling off a table while trying to stick a turnip in his scrapbook and encourageing children to be ever more obnoxious. He took going "blaaaaaahhhhhh!" at people to a whole new level.
I think he became an "artist" :eek:
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d00mw0lf wrote:Timmy Mallett
Now I was starting to worry that I may have taken this thread down a "non-Timmy" route, but you see, he gets everywhere!

He must be the Chosen One. :notworthy:

Maybe he was Timmy Mallet as well as Rick Astley... :innocent: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote: Maybe he was Timmy Mallet as well as Rick Astley... :innocent: :twisted:
Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? :eek:
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boudicca wrote: Maybe he was Timmy Mallet as well as Rick Astley... :innocent: :twisted:
Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? :eek:
I think Timmy Mallet is taller than TimSinister
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote: Maybe he was Timmy Mallet as well as Rick Astley... :innocent: :twisted:
Has anyone seen them in the same room at the same time? :eek:
I think Timmy Mallet is taller than TimSinister
Can we have some proof?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I think Timmy Mallet is taller than TimSinister
Timothy is a man of great stature. 8)
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I'm working on it

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Compare the stubble with my Avatar
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@ Rhombus - he's nicked :von: 's shades!

So, let me get this straight... are we now saying that Rick Astley, Gaz from Supergrass, Timmy Mallet, George Michael and VON HIMSELF are all actually Timsinister? :eek: :urff: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:@ Rhombus - he's nicked :von: 's shades!

So, let me get this straight... are we now saying that Rick Astley, Gaz from Supergrass, Timmy Mallet, George Michael and VON HIMSELF are all actually Timsinister? :eek: :urff: :lol:
That's about the mark, yes.

Except Von. Not convinced on that yet
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
boudicca wrote:@ Rhombus - he's nicked :von: 's shades!

So, let me get this straight... are we now saying that Rick Astley, Gaz from Supergrass, Timmy Mallet, George Michael and VON HIMSELF are all actually Timsinister? :eek: :urff: :lol:
That's about the mark, yes.

Except Von. Not convinced on that yet
you missed Alvin Stardust.
He's probably James Ray too.
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d00mw0lf wrote: you missed Alvin Stardust.
He's probably James Ray too.
It's beginning to sound like he's the father of all humanity! :lol:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Let us bow our heads and pray for Tim's blessing... :innocent:
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d00mw0lf wrote: you missed Alvin Stardust.
He's probably James Ray too.
It's beginning to sound like he's the father of all humanity! :lol:

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Let us bow our heads and pray for Tim's blessing... :innocent:
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I think he's also Motz!
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I think he's also Motz!
Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I think he's also Motz!
Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
What cruel-hearted killjoy would deprive us of our japes?
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boudicca wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:I think he's also Motz!
Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
What cruel-hearted killjoy would deprive us of our japes?
See: Motz...

Remember, a few years ago, when you thought you were mature because you were now old enough to drive? :innocent:

And then you realise that it's no fun, so you revert. ;D
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boudicca wrote: Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
What cruel-hearted killjoy would deprive us of our japes?
See: Motz...

Remember, a few years ago, when you thought you were mature because you were now old enough to drive? :innocent:
I don't remember putting that f**king biscuit in my computer five minutes ago! :urff: And I can't drive. :(
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d00mw0lf wrote: What cruel-hearted killjoy would deprive us of our japes?
See: Motz...

Remember, a few years ago, when you thought you were mature because you were now old enough to drive? :innocent:
I don't remember putting that f**king biscuit in my computer five minutes ago! :urff: And I can't drive. :(
Can't you use your tardis? :wink:
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boudicca wrote: See: Motz...

Remember, a few years ago, when you thought you were mature because you were now old enough to drive? :innocent:
I don't remember putting that f**king biscuit in my computer five minutes ago! :urff: And I can't drive. :(
Can't you use your tardis? :wink:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened! :urff:
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I think he's also Motz!
Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
Can one of the moderators please click the "IP" button in the top right corner of this post and disprove the above blasphemy?

I could never live up to the standard required by "being Tim"â„¢ ;)
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d00mw0lf wrote: I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened! :urff:
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh. ;D
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Motz wrote:
boudicca wrote:
Ed Rhombus wrote:I think he's also Motz!
Hmmm... that would explain his reticence to join in our HILARIOUS JAPES...
Can one of the moderators please click the "IP" button in the top right corner of this post and disprove the above blasphemy?

I could never live up to the standard required by "being Tim"â„¢ ;)
I dunno... that avatar of yours and this.....
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