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Thea
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15 Aug 2005, 11:12
markfiend wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: I was talking about long blonde hair. Natural blonde too. Somehow, hom's pic leaves me thinking there may have been a box of fauly dye involved...
I think the question you're looking for is "Do the collars and cuffs match?"
See also "Does the carpet match the curtains?"
I'll take that as you voulenteering to pull his trousers down then!
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15 Aug 2005, 11:15
I thought we were still talking about Sarah Harding.
Honest.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
timsinister
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15 Aug 2005, 11:15
Veering ever nearer to the Ethically Wrong line, folks...
Thea
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15 Aug 2005, 11:17
timsinister wrote: Veering ever nearer to the Ethically Wrong line, folks...
Says you!
boudicca
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15 Aug 2005, 11:50
d00mw0lf wrote: timsinister wrote: Veering ever nearer to the Ethically Wrong line, folks...
Says you!
Timothy is like Passport Control on the Ethically Wrong Line. He stands by a little sign that says "WELCOME - No morals allowed".
So, since everything's in order, can we get back to removing
's trouser garments, please...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: timsinister wrote: Veering ever nearer to the Ethically Wrong line, folks...
Says you!
Timothy is like Passport Control on the Ethically Wrong Line. He stands by a little sign that says "WELCOME - No morals allowed".
So, since everything's in order, can we get back to removing
's trouser garments, please...
Form an ordily queue behind MF....
scotty
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15 Aug 2005, 11:56
Girls Aloud,getifuk,ATOMIC KITTEN's where it's at man
!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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15 Aug 2005, 12:00
scotty wrote: Girls Aloud,getifuk,ATOMIC KITTEN's where it's at man
!!
Where what's at? the border? von's trousers? Tim's haircut?!
MadameButterfly
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15 Aug 2005, 12:04
Just
blondes in general....
With the
ladies more more more please..
pants about to come down?
With the
men ..hmm...nice looking blonde ladies....triplets?
MB
it's all about circles and spirals
scotty
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15 Aug 2005, 12:05
d00mw0lf wrote: scotty wrote: Girls Aloud,getifuk,ATOMIC KITTEN's where it's at man
!!
Where what's at? the border? von's trousers? Tim's haircut?!
My dirty tho'ts
,the border,s about 300 miles away,I try not to think
troozers and Tims haircut seems to be every bloody where!!{Poor guy,their not lettin,up are they mate}.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Latest news: Tim's been tied to his kiosk at the boarder (where you can buy fridge magnets saying "I Love baby Wiggles") with Von's trousers...
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d00mw0lf wrote: Latest news: Tim's been tied to his kiosk at the boarder (where you can buy fridge magnets saying "I Love baby Wiggles") with Von's trousers...
Once I had removed the Paramount Leaders pantaloons, I just couldn't resist...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Tying Timmy to the kiosk, that is...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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15 Aug 2005, 12:21
boudicca wrote: Tying Timmy to the kiosk, that is...
I don't know which is worse!
Von in pantaloons.... Where's me photoshop?
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15 Aug 2005, 12:25
d00mw0lf wrote: Von in pantaloons.... Where's me photoshop?
Von
sans trouserings is infinitely preferable IMHO...
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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15 Aug 2005, 12:26
timsinister wrote: Time to emigrate.
Who will man THE LINE in your absence Timmy?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: Von in pantaloons.... Where's me photoshop?
Von
sans trouserings is infinitely preferable IMHO...
Now, I've got a lot of respect for our glorious leader - but I don;t wanna photoshop his skinny little old-bloke legs!
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boudicca wrote: timsinister wrote: Time to emigrate.
Who will man THE LINE in your absence Timmy?
He'll call in his sons...
Alvin! George! James! Andrew! Wiggles!
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15 Aug 2005, 12:32
And are you intending to emigrate to a land where ethics are a prerequisite for gaining citizenship, or no?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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15 Aug 2005, 12:32
Hom_Corleone wrote: I'm a amazed at the milage in this thread. Well done Norm.
Thanks!
Here's another - Big Brother's Orlaith McAllister. Check out the latest copy of Zoo.
Silver_Owl
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15 Aug 2005, 12:36
Norman Hunter wrote: Hom_Corleone wrote: I'm a amazed at the milage in this thread. Well done Norm.
Thanks!
Here's another - Big Brother's Orlaith McAllister. Check out the latest copy of Zoo.
I'd much rather see Sam in High Society.
We forgive as we forget
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15 Aug 2005, 12:45
Hom_Corleone wrote: I'd much rather see Sam in High Society.
And Kinga underneath a rock. A big one.
Urgghh.
Silver_Owl
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15 Aug 2005, 12:46
Norman Hunter wrote: Hom_Corleone wrote: I'd much rather see Sam in High Society.
And Kinga underneath a rock. A big one.
Urgghh.
And hide the bottles.
We forgive as we forget
DerekR
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15 Aug 2005, 12:51
Norman Hunter wrote: Here's another - Big Brother's Orlaith McAllister. Check out the latest copy of Zoo.
Horrible, plastic-titted skinny bint with feet bigger than mine? I'd rather not.
's trouser garments, please... 
