misheard lyrics

[hallucienate]

This could just as easily go in the Joke or Lyrics sections, but anyway:

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist ... ercy.shtml

[DomConway]

That Dominion one made me laugh It's never gonna sound the same again!

[paint it black]

wonder when my crash & burn lyrics will make it there

[Izzy HaveMercy]

I have one too, you know...
I always thought Eldo sung something like: "For a brand new darkness shall arrive: New Wave" in 'Lights'...

IZZY.

[nearmethexperience]

i like this section even more lmao

http://www.amiright.com/real/insultartist/index.shtml

a couple of my favs:

Nine Inch Nails', "The Only Time"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love With you
Why They're Insulting:
Oh, it takes getting drunk to be in love? That's pretty shallow, Trent.
Submitted by: Metalgirl162002

Nyc's, "Summer New York 1986"
The Insulting Lyrics:
We headed twords the World Trade Center
Why They're Insulting:
well, considering the fact this song was made in 1986, I guess we can't blame them much. If this isn't insulting, how about the fact that the video takes place on the Observation Deck of the World Trade Center?
Submitted by: Brett

Elvis Presley's, "Always On My Mind"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely lonely times
And I guess I never told you I'm so happy that you're mine
Little things I should have said and done, I never took the time
But you were always on my mind.
Why They're Insulting:
Oh well that makes it okay then does it?
Submitted by: Dave

Bruce Springsteen's, "I Wanna Be With You"
The Insulting Lyrics:
I just can't understand it;
you're not pretty at all
Why They're Insulting:
I know he's saying that he loves this girl in spite of that fact that she's not physically attractive, but this line still bugs me. No matter how much a man loved me, I sure as heck wouldn't want to hear from him that I'm not pretty!
Submitted by: Da Phoenix

- remember pop kids, these people are probably allowed to vote and may even live in your home town.....

[zigeunerweisen]

I have to admit, i love this

Misheard Lyrics:
A short cat is better when fat
Correct Lyrics:
Short cut is better by far

Misheard Lyrics:
With rum for your lover and a shotglass in your hand
Correct Lyrics:
With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain at hand


I just don't get this one

Misheard Lyrics:
Triple Aardvark
Correct Lyrics:
Temple of love

What? ??:

[hallucienate]

On Oct 24, 2002 11:21pm, zigeunerweisen wrote:

I just don't get this one

Misheard Lyrics:
Triple Aardvark
Correct Lyrics:
Temple of love

What? ??:

In The Triple Aardvark
Shine like thunder
In The Triple Aardvark
Cry like rain
...

I thought that was the best one.

[EricSweden]

von's lyrics ain't to be tampered with