What's Myrhh?boudicca wrote:You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.d00mw0lf wrote: I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
Poor Timsinister
And Mr. T, and the cookie monster, and Alvin Stardust, And Rick Astley and George Michael and Von And James ray and a squeezy lemon and Jesus.Motz wrote:So Tim's now a 12 year old animé ninja called Sasuke and me?
You learn something new every day
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Gold, frankinsence and...d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?boudicca wrote:You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.d00mw0lf wrote: I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Well if none are you are going to follow the proper procedure, I guess it's up to me to say:
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!
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Would that be Anno Timotei?boudicca wrote:You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.d00mw0lf wrote: I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Nicley done!boudicca wrote:Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
Found a tim-wig yet?
No, it's a wig for a tim.
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I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Sounds good to me!boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
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I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!d00mw0lf wrote:Sounds good to me!boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
If I could be arsed.
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Ditto.boudicca wrote:I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!d00mw0lf wrote:Sounds good to me!boudicca wrote:I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
If I could be arsed.
I can't be arsed either.
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We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
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We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!boudicca wrote:d00mw0lf wrote: Sounds good to me![quote="d00mw0lf]Ditto.boudicca wrote:I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
I can't be arsed either.
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see! [/quote]
After enough alcohol you can make him do all sorts - plait his hair, make him join weird bands... Just don't let him near your toilet!
Plait the wig then!boudicca wrote:Not bloody likely!d00mw0lf wrote:plait his hair
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Alrite! I'll have him looking like Heidi/Pippi Longstocking in no time...d00mw0lf wrote:Plait the wig then!boudicca wrote:Not bloody likely!d00mw0lf wrote:plait his hair
(and I'll shave off his eyebrows and draw glasses on his face with a permanent marker pen! )
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d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
And look! A blue headscarf!
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It's a sign!Brideoffrankenstein wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
And look! A blue headscarf!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Brideoffrankenstein wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
And look! A blue headscarf!
I knew I was different from the other people..........That's why I was kept pure.
Only a paand.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Brideoffrankenstein wrote:d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh?Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
And look! A blue headscarf!
I knew I was different from the other people..........That's why I was kept pure.
I was relying on someone gettingthat