Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
What's Myrhh?
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So Tim's now a 12 year old animé ninja called Sasuke
and me?
You learn something new every day
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Motz wrote: So Tim's now a 12 year old animé ninja called Sasuke
and me?
You learn something new every day
And Mr. T, and the cookie monster, and Alvin Stardust, And Rick Astley and George Michael and Von And James ray and a squeezy lemon and Jesus.
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15 Aug 2005, 12:57
d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
What's Myrhh?
Gold, frankinsence and...
The three wise men's version of aftershave...
ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
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Well if none are you are going to follow the proper procedure, I guess it's up to me to say:
A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!
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15 Aug 2005, 16:02
boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
I could, but then I'd forget I'd gone back in time five minutes and wonder wtf just happened!
You could use it to go back to 0 A.T. - the birth of Tim, and come bearing gifts of hairgel, alcohol and... myrhh.
Would that be Anno Timotei?
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: Would that be Anno Timotei?
There you go! He has even had a shampoo created in honour of His sacred barnet!
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15 Aug 2005, 18:34
He can't be Von then. He'd lose the endorsement deal
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Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm
evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
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boudicca wrote: Don't remind me. I'm still not over the loss of his lovely locks...
*sniffle*
That's Von I mean, not Tim....
MIND YOU... I'm
evidently not over the loss of his lovely locks either... so you see, they are still the same person.
Try and spot a hole in that logic.
Nicley done!
Found a tim-wig yet?
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d00mw0lf wrote: Found a tim-wig yet?
Is that some sort of young person's slang for something rude I don't know about...?
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No, it's a wig for a tim.
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I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
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boudicca wrote: I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
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d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote: I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed. There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote: I would suggest a big, 3-foot high, powdered affair, a la Marie Antionette.
"Let them drink beer!"
OR possibly a judge's wig. Or a bad toupee!
Sounds good to me!
I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
Ditto.
I can't be arsed either.
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We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
Sounds good to me!
boudicca wrote: I feel another Photoshop job coming on...!
If I could be arsed.
[quote="d00mw0lf]Ditto.
I can't be arsed either.
We need to WIG HIM in real life and take a photie!
I'll get him next month when he's up here and several pints into the evening, you wait and see!
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After enough alcohol you can make him do all sorts - plait his hair, make him join weird bands... Just don't let him near your toilet!
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d00mw0lf wrote: plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
Plait the wig then!
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d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: plait his hair
Not bloody likely!
Plait the wig then!
Alrite! I'll have him looking like Heidi/Pippi Longstocking in no time...
(and I'll shave off his eyebrows and draw glasses on his face with a permanent marker pen!
)
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d00mw0lf wrote: What's Myrhh?
boudicca wrote: Gold, frankinsence and...
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....
And look! A blue headscarf!
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15 Aug 2005, 21:11
Brideoffrankenstein wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: What's Myrhh?
boudicca wrote: Gold, frankinsence and...
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr....
And look! A blue headscarf!
It's a sign!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Well if none are you are going to follow the proper procedure, I guess it's up to me to say:
