Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:What's Myrhh? :|
boudicca wrote:Gold, frankinsence and...

The three wise men's version of aftershave...

ARE YOU A HEATHEN?
Gold, Frankenstein and Grrrr.... :lol:

And look! A blue headscarf!
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

I knew I was different from the other people..........That's why I was kept pure.
Well I never thought there would ever be a thread involving Mrs RJ and the word "Pure"............. :innocent: :lol:

I really am going to get the s**t kicked out of me at Nottingham :lol:
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You are so right!
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What, that he's getting the s**t kicked out of him, or that you're as impure as they come?
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Well, I'm going for the violence and earache option meself :wink:

Mr. Snowey, do I have to bail you out again wiv me mastery of Northern Marshul Artse ? :lol: :lol:
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Dark wrote:What, that he's getting the s**t kicked out of him, or that you're as impure as they come?
Both
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:Well, I'm going for the violence and earache option meself :wink:

Mr. Snowey, do I have to bail you out again wiv me mastery of Northern Marshul Artse ? :lol: :lol:
You're not allowed to help. That's unfair......Unless you're on my side.
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Is our glorious leader sir Tim of Tei purer ? :D
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As s**t
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:As s**t
Soot?

Pure as Sooty? :eek:
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Scat
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Let us not take His name in vain!

Thy will be done,
In Heartland as it is in Hull. :notworthy:

:twisted: :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:Let us not take His name in vain!

Thy will be done,
In Heartland as it is in Hull. :notworthy:

:twisted: :innocent:
I thought it was "Ull" :D

Wots a scat anyway?
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Ask Quiffy. He seems to be into all things poo related.
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Oh. I thought it might be the sort of thing you shout at moggies to get them out of your garden 8)

I saw a bloke at a HMHB gig in Leeds with a "birdpoo.com" t-shirt on :?

Does that count?
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Not really. Google it hun!!



<giggles like a girl>
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Do not Google it :eek:

Not Work/Play/Life in General safe :|
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Not really. Google it hun!!



<giggles like a girl>
http://www.scat.org/

You naughty girl ! :eek: :lol:
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My virgin eyes :eek:

Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now :innocent:
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On topic?
Since when did we do that here?
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Motz wrote:My virgin eyes :eek:

Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now :innocent:
Virgin eyes my arse. You said to Mrs Armwrestler here not to google it as it wasn't work safe. You bloody know what it's all about.
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Motz wrote:Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now :innocent:
I have it on good authority that he also purchased a copy of that single by "Scatman John"... dya remember - "I'm the Scatman! Bee-ba-ba-ba-da-bop..." :lol: ;D :innocent:

OK that's s**t. But he might have.
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Wot's wrong with integrated transport solutions then? :D Tim's a man of the people; he knows the importance of an affordable, convenient and safe mass transit solution :lol: :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Motz wrote:My virgin eyes :eek:

Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now :innocent:
Virgin eyes my arse. You said to Mrs Armwrestler here not to google it as it wasn't work safe. You bloody know what it's all about.
Hearsay has nothing to do with the eyes. :innocent:

Or transport :von:
boudicca wrote: OK that's s**t
In more ways than...;D

I'll get my coat :oops:
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d00mw0lf wrote:On topic?
Since when did we do that here?

TOPIC!!!
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Bit small that really. Wouldn't last very long with a cup of tea
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:On topic?
Since when did we do that here?

TOPIC!!!
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Bit small that really. Wouldn't last very long with a cup of tea
Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...

He can change water into vodka as well, you know! :wink: :notworthy:
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