That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly...boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
Poor Timsinister
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Still, good for a party trick...markfiend wrote:That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly...boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
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Wot, watching Markfiend have a drink then go to the gentsboudicca wrote:Still, good for a party trick...markfiend wrote:That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly...boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
Still, I've had worse nights out
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Was Mr. Sinister involved?Mrs. Snowey wrote:Still, I've had worse nights out
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley...
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But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks backboudicca wrote:Was Mr. Sinister involved?Mrs. Snowey wrote:Still, I've had worse nights out
There's nothing more irksome than going on a bender with someone who is as many people as he is. A couple of drinks, and it can all get very confusing... George Michael morphs into Rick Astley...
Now I see why bought him a pint. He was being tight really
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He's the gift that just keeps on giving!Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
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Wot, like a magazine subscription Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to itboudicca wrote:He's the gift that just keeps on giving!Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
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Dazed and Confused springs to mind...Mrs. Snowey wrote:Wot, like a magazine subscription Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to itboudicca wrote:He's the gift that just keeps on giving!Mrs. Snowey wrote:But if he's lots of people, but only one at a time, that could mean if you buy Tim a drink, you'll get a whole pub-full of drinks back
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I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey....boudicca wrote:I have it on good authority that he also purchased a copy of that single by "Scatman John"... dya remember - "I'm the Scatman! Bee-ba-ba-ba-da-bop..."Motz wrote:Seriously, if you think this is on topic in a thread about Tim, he'll be half way to the libel lawyer by now
OK that's s**t. But he might have.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who remembers him!Debaser wrote:I have a nagging thing going on in the depths of my pub quiz mind, that's telling me that Scatman John was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey....
Another person on the list of Tim's alter egos...
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Worrying a newsagent near you!boudicca wrote:Dazed and Confused springs to mind...Mrs. Snowey wrote:Wot, like a magazine subscription Go on, I bet we could come up with some ace titles if we put our minds to itboudicca wrote: He's the gift that just keeps on giving!
I can do that too. Water, sugar and yeast. And after a couple of weeks, some heat.markfiend wrote:That's nothing, I can turn vodka into water. Not very pure water admittedly...boudicca wrote:Well, being Jesus, Tim is more than capable of appearing in the form of a Topic bar, by the magic of transubstantiantion...
He can change water into vodka as well, you know!
I think someone set my soul alight
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I think Tim may have already muscled in on the magazine market...
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Very cunning considering his superhero alter-ego The Procrastinator!boudicca wrote:I think Tim may have already muscled in on the magazine market...
Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
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When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.d00mw0lf wrote:Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
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True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!boudicca wrote:When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.d00mw0lf wrote:Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
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Question not the Chosen One...d00mw0lf wrote:True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!boudicca wrote:When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.d00mw0lf wrote: Who'd have guessed timmy had such a thriving publishing empire!
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
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Why not?boudicca wrote:Question not the Chosen One...d00mw0lf wrote:True, but how does he get all that done AND post on here AND get his 23 1/2 hours sleep at night?!boudicca wrote: When he's not turning water into wine he's drinking the wine and then writing about it.
He's a man of many talents, D00m, you should know...
And who would choose the sinister?
Busy this evening?boudicca wrote:I've finally sorted out that irritating little parenthesis problem...