He's taking "chinwig" to the next level...timsinister wrote:Looking at your avatar - could you need a shave? Maybe?Ed Rhombus wrote:But looking at your avatar, you've aged since I last met you.timsinister wrote:I've got no problem with it all.
Poor Timsinister
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...and I swore I'd never post in this thread.
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Too busy compiling your Natasha Kaplinski scrap book?timsinister wrote:...and I swore I'd never post in this thread.
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Nah, he prefers that Dermot whatever-his-name-is. The one who sits in such a way that he displays his crotch to several million people every morning....Ed Rhombus wrote:Too busy compiling your Natasha Kaplinski scrap book?timsinister wrote:...and I swore I'd never post in this thread.
...AAARRGGHHH! MAKE IT STOP!
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He prefers Dermot or is Dermot?
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The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
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If we drink of the hallowed vodka, Oh Great One, shall we too possess your infinite wisdom?timsinister wrote:The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
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Even better; you'll be possessed of the FEELING of knowing everything, AND realising everything is funny.
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that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
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yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right nowJames Blast wrote:that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
and not that bloody mish song.
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and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
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Or "Squeal like a pig boy"?James Blast wrote:and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
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James Blast wrote:and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
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<------faintsMrs RicheyJames wrote:"Squeal like a pig boy"?
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No, I thought so too, but I did not want Our Lord And Master to level an accusation of "lowest common denominator" at me!James Blast wrote:that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
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Ye Gods, is there anything you people cannot corrupt? I got drunk and passed out in her kitchen. END OF STORY!
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It's like Jesus breaking the bread and winetimsinister wrote:The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
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to be continued...timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber wrapped in cling film
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Tamper not with the Word of De Lord!James Blast wrote:timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
You wouldn't have caught Moses editing the 10 commandments on the way down from t'mountain would you?
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ETERNAL DAMNATION upon you Blast!James Blast wrote:timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
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Hellfire! I edited my post three times but you guys only see the sickest one
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What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a regular weekend evening at the Stripper Household.James Blast wrote:timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.