Poor Timsinister

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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timsinister wrote:
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timsinister wrote:I've got no problem with it all.
But looking at your avatar, you've aged since I last met you.
Looking at your avatar - could you need a shave? Maybe?
He's taking "chinwig" to the next level... :wink:
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...and I swore I'd never post in this thread. :roll:
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timsinister wrote:...and I swore I'd never post in this thread. :roll:
Yeah... you love it really! :wink: :P
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timsinister wrote:...and I swore I'd never post in this thread. :roll:
Too busy compiling your Natasha Kaplinski scrap book?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
timsinister wrote:...and I swore I'd never post in this thread. :roll:
Too busy compiling your Natasha Kaplinski scrap book?
Nah, he prefers that Dermot whatever-his-name-is. The one who sits in such a way that he displays his crotch to several million people every morning.... :roll: :lol:

...AAARRGGHHH! MAKE IT STOP!
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He prefers Dermot or is Dermot?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:He prefers Dermot or is Dermot?
Both and neither.

We shall never fathom the Great Mystery of the Sinister...
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The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
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timsinister wrote:The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
If we drink of the hallowed vodka, Oh Great One, shall we too possess your infinite wisdom? :innocent:
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Even better; you'll be possessed of the FEELING of knowing everything, AND realising everything is funny.
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timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?
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James Blast wrote:
timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?
yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now :lol:

and not that bloody mish song.
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Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?
:lol:
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James Blast wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?
:lol:
Or "Squeal like a pig boy"?

:lol: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:yep, i'm hearing snippets of deliverence right now
and not the 'Yew shoor goat a purdy mouth" line I take it?
:lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:"Squeal like a pig boy"?
<------faints :lol:
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James Blast wrote:
timsinister wrote:face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM
that sounds particularly unsavoury, or is it just me?
No, I thought so too, but I did not want Our Lord And Master to level an accusation of "lowest common denominator" at me!
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Ye Gods, is there anything you people cannot corrupt? I got drunk and passed out in her kitchen. END OF STORY!
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timsinister wrote:Ye Gods, is there anything you people cannot corrupt?
Is that a challenge? :innocent: :twisted:
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timsinister wrote:The key is vodka. It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM.
It's like Jesus breaking the bread and wine :lol:
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timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber wrapped in cling film
to be continued...
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James Blast wrote:
timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
Tamper not with the Word of De Lord!

You wouldn't have caught Moses editing the 10 commandments on the way down from t'mountain would you? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:
timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
ETERNAL DAMNATION upon you Blast! :lol:
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Hellfire! I edited my post three times but you guys only see the sickest one :oops:
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James Blast wrote:
timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a regular weekend evening at the Stripper Household.
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