So why's it say it was edited only the once thenJames Blast wrote:Hellfire! I edited my post three times but you guys only see the sickest one
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I'm not sure I'm getting the best of support here.nick the stripper wrote:What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a typical weekend evening at the Stripper Household.James Blast wrote:timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
It's interesting to note that my words have to be changed to show how filthy they are. Logic therefore indicates they weren't in the first place - only in the minds of the damned...
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Because it's heresy, equivalent (apparently) to the one in the Dai Vinci Code taht said Jesus had a girlfriendnick the stripper wrote:What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a regular weekend evening at the Stripper Household.James Blast wrote:timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
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I'll start charging royalties if you're not careful. Come on Blasty, I was only kiddin'!boudicca wrote:In-fact-I-mean logic?timsinister wrote:Logic therefore indicates they weren't in the first place - only in the minds of the damned...
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More Tim? There's only so much of him to go round... 89% to be exact (as mentioned at the start of this thread/debacle).Mrs. Snowey wrote:I want More!!!
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He's not a pepperami then? (Contents 110% meat)boudicca wrote:More Tim? There's only so much of him to go round... 89% to be exact (as mentioned at the start of this thread/debacle).Mrs. Snowey wrote:I want More!!!
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Artificial additives, I'm afraid.
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Sugar and spice and all things nice...?
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I heard he was made exclusively of warm session beer and Campari
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The Sinister is capable of taking on many forms...Ed Rhombus wrote:I heard he was made exclusively of warm session beer and Campari
See: transubstantiation.
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boudicca wrote:Indeed you are.timsinister wrote:Truly, I am gifted.
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Re: above piccie
that's the story of my life, that is
that's the story of my life, that is
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That's you several pints into the evening. Any other time you'd devise some super-contraption for opening it without touching it, utilising the laws of particle physics!timsinister wrote:
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Too smart for your own good, Mrs S?
Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream.
Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream.
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I think you mean, particles of blood interacting with the particles in your vodkastream...timsinister wrote: Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream.
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Sounds suspiciously like Concert Square in Liverpool at chucking out timeboudicca wrote:I think you mean, particles of blood interacting with the particles in your vodkastream...timsinister wrote: Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream.
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Apparently Alvin Stardust is playing Liverpool later this year...
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Don't let Markfiend hear you say that... he loves to go a-splittin' and a-lockin' that one...James Blast wrote:I remember the good old days when this place was moderated
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