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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Andy Christ 666
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I just thought I'd say 'Hello', as I'm new to this place.
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smiscandlon
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Wotcha. :D
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Silver_Owl
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Howdo. You're welcome.
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As the day is long.
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nick the stripper
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Welcome to Heartland. :D

Now that you've seen what it's like here, you may want to back away slowly towards the door, before it's too late!
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nick the stripper wrote:Now that you've seen what it's like here, you may want to back away slowly towards the door, before it's too late!
He's not kidding! :lol: :roll:

But if you think you can stand it - WELCOME! Wipe your feet on the mat and take a pew. :D
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Now then.
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Ozpat
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Welcome...I am also new.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Now then to you too.
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Ozpat
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A bit more information about me:

I am 35 years of age and I live in Holland.
Sisters' fan since FALAA.

Visited the Sisters' gigs in Hasselt (1992, 2001), St. Vith (2002), Amsterdam (2003) and Tilburg (2005).

Most favourite songs: Burn, Ribbons, Romeo Down.

I am waiting, like every one here I guess, desperately for a new official recording for ages. Hope to hear(tland) the breaking news that one day....this wish comes true instead of becoming a nightmare out of an obsession...

Kind regards tot all the "mercifull fans" :notworthy:
"as we walk on the floodland"
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Ozpat wrote:Welcome...I am also new.
Yup! Me too... here... not new to the world though!
... keep laughing ... kindredspirits.tk - debut album out now!
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SkOs
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pandemon wrote:
Ozpat wrote:Welcome...I am also new.
Yup! Me too... here... not new to the world though!
And so am I.
I Heard this is the the place where you can Tune in, Turn on and Burn out? 8)
--- You can prove me right, you can prove me wrong, but you can never kill .... ---
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Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread? :wink:

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants. ;D
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timsinister wrote:Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread? :wink:

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants. ;D
Wouldn't such an implication that we wouldn't hurt them count as false advertising? :innocent:

Welcome anywhom :notworthy:
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Motz wrote:
timsinister wrote:Herr Administrator - Maybe we should sticky this as the Official I've Joined Heartland Please Don't Hurt Me Thread? :wink:

Welcome aboard, boys and girls. Enjoy yourselves, post freely, and don't feed the inhabitants. ;D
Wouldn't such an implication that we wouldn't hurt them count as false advertising? :innocent:
OK, OK, new angle. "Heartland hurts the places other forum's fail to reach?"
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Like Hull? ;)
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Now then.
Have you turned into Jimmy Saville or summat? :lol:

Image
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Welcome to all the new ones.
I would like to take this moment to say the following things:

1) Stay out the Weeding Section unless you feel like gambling your eternal soul and free time
2) Don't accept anything imported from Planet Dave
3) Blatant Plugs are good things
4) We don't bite much, though it's nearly lunchtime
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Motz wrote:Like Hull? ;)
Don't remind me. :roll:
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Image at new people.

We don't bite. Much.

*Edit: Ah bollocks I see that young Dark has already done that gag. Welcome anyway.
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Dark wrote:Welcome to all the new ones.
I would like to take this moment to say the following things:

1) Stay out the Weeding Section unless you feel like gambling your eternal soul and free time
2) Don't accept anything imported from Planet Dave
3) Blatant Plugs are good things
4) We don't bite much, though it's nearly lunchtime
:lol:

yep, all of the above :D

welcome one and all...
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markfiend wrote:Image at new people.

We don't bite. Much.

*Edit: Ah bollocks I see that young Dark has already done that gag. Welcome anyway.
I'm on the ball today.
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scotty
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Hi Folks,and don't believe a word of the above,their all fukin'NUTS and bite like ferrets! :twisted: ,and for God sake don't enter this place with a dodgy hair doo :twisted: !,apart from that it's great :D !!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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wotcha dudes! 8) wecome to HL!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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straylight
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Hello & welcome new people.

I think it's quite nice here.
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Zuma
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Welcome all!

Bit like buses, you wait for ages for one..... :lol:
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