Killing Joke - Camden Barfly

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This week's Kerrang...

If you weren't around to see the legendary Killing Joke when they had their start in 1978, take heart, because Jaz Coleman can't wait to play for all you "little sperms". And he'll be helping a dear friend of his while he's at it . .

Aren't you supposed to be recording an album right now?
Jaz: "Ha! yeah, and the show falls right in the middle of it. But then we've got Jester, who runs the Killing Joke website. He's been diagnosed with terminal cancer, so we're going out of our way to play this gig."

What's the connection?
"What I am going to do is hand write all of the lyrics from the new album in hand made books with cigar wrappers of all the cigars we smoked for this recording session. We're going to auction them off and give the proceeds to Jester to help him out. We're just going to do 12. It's a worthy cause for us."

The Barfly is a pretty small venue . .
"I don't give a f**k how small it is. We're going to rock out and smash peoples f**king heads in."

(a bit of stuff about touring with Motley Crue for the money)

So should fans expect a more serious gig at The Barfly?
"Not at all, because what's really hysterical is that so many people who come to our concerts were just these little sperms when we had our start. They're so young. Little sperms! It'll be a laugh."

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ANYWAY.... I have two spare tickets for this gig if anyone is interested.

It's THIS SUNDAY at Camden Barfly

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Oh if only!!

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I wish... It is Beautiful Days Festival for me this weekend. Very important "family event", so I am not able to miss it. Have fun!
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Johnny will accompany Ms Debaser and Gaz to the Camden whotsists. Rock and roll. Indeed. :von: :notworthy:
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Indeedy doodi

And coz Johnny's got no mates...it means I still have one spare ticket.....
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Debaser wrote:Indeedy doodi

And coz Johnny's got no mates...it means I still have one spare ticket.....
Steady bitch. I felt sorry for you. Ok? :wink:

I've cancelled my 'collapsing' :oops: for this weekend. As well.

Aren't you the lucky one?
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Debaser wrote:Indeedy doodi

And coz Johnny's got no mates...it means I still have one spare ticket.....

:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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Mrs RicheyJames wrote:
Debaser wrote:Indeedy doodi

And coz Johnny's got no mates...it means I still have one spare ticket.....

:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
National 'have a pop at Johnny' day? :roll:

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Delilah wrote:I wish... It is Beautiful Days Festival for me this weekend. Very important "family event", so I am not able to miss it. Have fun!
:eek:

puts 2 + 2 together, remembers your surname, and gives a HUGE :notworthy:

you related to dave then? :eek:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Delilah wrote:I wish... It is Beautiful Days Festival for me this weekend. Very important "family event", so I am not able to miss it. Have fun!
:eek:

puts 2 + 2 together, remembers your surname, and gives a HUGE :notworthy:

you related to dave then? :eek:
I reckon, counting is one of your strong sides, QB. :wink:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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fancy that :D

always thought of myself as more of a words man than a numbers man :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Delilah wrote:I wish... It is Beautiful Days Festival for me this weekend. Very important "family event", so I am not able to miss it. Have fun!
:eek:

puts 2 + 2 together, remembers your surname, and gives a HUGE :notworthy:

you related to dave then? :eek:
And BD is Dave's last NMA gig :cry:
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