Planet Dave calling Heartland.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Planet Dave
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Hello.

Is there anybody in there... :?:
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just nod if you can hear me...:?:
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you ain't seen me -roight? :wink:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Johnny M
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Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down. 8)
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just the basic facts

city top :?:
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<penny drops>
< stands by his previous post as he cannot stand pink floyd>
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Johnny M
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There is no pain, you are receding.
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Planet Dave
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You missed...

Is there anybody home?

:roll: :lol:

EMWK - keep up at the back.<deep sigh>
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eastmidswhizzkid
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Planet Dave wrote:You missed...

Is there anybody home?

:roll: :lol:

EMWK - keep up at the back.<deep sigh>
at least i didn't go with my original (incorrect) impression that you were quoting lionel richie :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Johnny M
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Yep. To speed it up before it was derailed. Which it was at an early stage. Make the fcuker sleep in the garden. :lol: :innocent:

Nice try though. :kiss:
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Planet Dave
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Johnny M wrote: Make the fcuker sleep in the garden. :lol: :innocent:
Harsh. :lol:

PIB - you were right - 'Love United Hate Glazer'. :notworthy: :twisted:
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Johnny M
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Quickly ... before he comes back ...

You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can't hear what you're sayin'.
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sorry,forgot me coat -i'll need it if i'm sleeping in the garden

<gets coat> :innocent:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Planet Dave
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:sorry,forgot me coat -i'll need it if i'm sleeping in the garden

<gets coat> :innocent:
:lol: :notworthy: You still 'ere?

Too late Johnny, derailed yet again. :innocent:

Have you reached...

'...and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII have become

Comfrotably Numb'

yet?
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Johnny M
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Yes. With a smile on my face. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr :x at your sometimes but also :kiss: most of the time. 8)
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Planet Dave
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Hehe. :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:Comfrotably Numb'


:eek: Is that numbness caused by frotage?? :lol: Yep, been there ;D
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Planet Dave
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DerekR wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Comfrotably Numb'


:eek: Is that numbness caused by frotage?? :lol: Yep, been there ;D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

If you're gonna make a typo, make it a ggod one. 8)
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Dark wrote:All of my words are second hand
sing this corrosion to me :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Believe planet Jupiter is safe this week even just for a trail of thought.. :wink:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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I can ease your pain
can you show me where it hurts.... :roll: :eek:

what else could I quote :wink:
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Es ist grausam.
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I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now...

(nothing to do with frotage by the way)
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Johnny M wrote: Make the fcuker sleep in the garden. :lol: :innocent:
My door is open wide... 8)
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Ok (Echo)
Just a little pinprick (pin droping sound)
There'll be no more --Aaaaaahhhhh!
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up? (Echo)
I do believe it's working
Good
That'll keep you going for the show
Come on it's time to go

Brilliant lyrics! :roll:
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