Kids TV derail from the Moog thread

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Timbo and Motz: U gEt teh sWeeTIez! ;D
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boudicca wrote:Timbo and Motz: U gEt teh sWeeTIez! ;D
I think she's taking the p*ss...

Anyway, Motz was watching what I was writing. Copycat.
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I can do better:

Bertha, lovely Bertha
Sometimes we think you're a dream
When we work out what you have to do
you can always turn the goods out
always turn the goods out
we can depend upon you

Clicking in the day
flashing in the night
your computer shining brightly
sometimes I think you've a mind of your own
yes I think that's rather likely...Likely....

etc :eek:
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timsinister wrote:
boudicca wrote:Timbo and Motz: U gEt teh sWeeTIez! ;D
I think she's taking the p*ss...

Anyway, Motz was watching what I was writing. Copycat.
I must say Motz, how you remember Bertha with your current yearage is beyond me. It's only in the very furthest recesses of my memory... :oops:
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RobF wrote:I can do better:

Bertha, lovely Bertha
Sometimes we think you're a dream
When we work out what you have to do
you can always turn the goods out
always turn the goods out
we can depend upon you

Clicking in the day
flashing in the night
your computer shining brightly
sometimes I think you've a mind of your own
yes I think that's rather likely...Likely....

etc :eek:
Good God. Terrifying in the extreme.

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Very early mornings on Channel 4, I think. Or was that Sharky and George? Never saw it on prime time TV. I got most of my high quality programmes from the filler scheduling at odd times ;D
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Motz wrote:Very early mornings on Channel 4, I think. Or was that Sharky and George? Never saw it on prime time TV. I got most of my high quality programmes from the filler scheduling at odd times ;D
You were probably being sick down someone's shoulder at the time. ;D

Dangermouse was tops as well :notworthy: ... I think we were the last kids that got anything decent to watch, now it's all Tweenies and s**t...
:roll: :evil:

God it's getting like one of those "I love the 1980's" programmes now. :oops:
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Dangermouse.. the greatest non-Japanese cartoon ever invented.

With the possible excuse of Count Duckula. :lol:
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Dark wrote:Dangermouse.. the greatest non-Japanese cartoon ever invented.

With the possible excuse of Count Duckula. :lol:
A green vampire duck who is a vegitarian and lives in a castle that could travel through time and space.

Sounds good to me!
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Dark wrote:Dangermouse.. the greatest non-Japanese cartoon ever invented.

With the possible excuse of Count Duckula. :lol:
A green vampire duck who is a vegitarian and lives in a castle that could travel through time and space.

Sounds good to me!
And Goth. As. Duck. :von: ;D
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
Dark wrote:Dangermouse.. the greatest non-Japanese cartoon ever invented.

With the possible excuse of Count Duckula. :lol:
A green vampire duck who is a vegitarian and lives in a castle that could travel through time and space.

Sounds good to me!
And Goth. As. Duck. :von: ;D
Nicley done! :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:
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boudicca wrote: And Goth. As. Duck. :von: ;D
He never claimed to be Goth either, so he must be. :lol:

We just don't get quality kids telly anymore. Mind you, Saturday mornings are things that happen to other people.
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There is a morning on Saturdays is there?

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I dunno, Dick and Dom in da bungalow can be very funny. But then again, that's probably because I only get to see it when I've been out untill a silly house, gone home, spoonfed tomato paste to the dog and then put the telly on.
And when you get to that point, putting a gaggle of really horrble kids in a house with two men who are obviously on drugs and then encourageing them to be more hyperactive and obnoxious seems like a good idea for a tv show.
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straylight wrote:There is a morning on Saturdays is there?

You live and learn.
So they tell me. It's that bit of friday night that gets very bright - the bit just before bedtime.
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d00mw0lf wrote:
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d00mw0lf wrote: A green vampire duck who is a vegitarian and lives in a castle that could travel through time and space.

Sounds good to me!
And Goth. As. Duck. :von: ;D
Nicley done! :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:
It was all downhill after "Open All Hours" wasn't it :D
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d00mw0lf wrote:Dick and Dom..... two men who are obviously on drugs
And that's not all! :innocent: :wink: :lol:
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hong kong fuee(sp)
grape ape
hair bear bunch
banana splits
the monkees
the herb garden
the clangers
ivor the engine

now im showing my age...........
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nigel d wrote:ivor the engine
:notworthy:

Also, Noggin the Nog.
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Arrrgh, flashbacks. :eek:
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timsinister wrote:Arrrgh, flashbacks. :eek:
Hehehe, he's winking at you too!

Could be worse, I suppose :urff: :innocent:
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Good God No. I was merely having flashbacks to the childhood, back before Sinister arrived... :urff:

That said, Pugwash? All those innuendos? Shocking.
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timsinister wrote:All those innuendos?
...that were actually made up after the fact. There was no Master Bates, no Roger the cabin boy, no Seaman Staines...
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