1000?

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Clearly I need to work harder / get out more. :innocent:
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i don't think YOU have too much to worry about..
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1000 what?Image

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There should be a prize. You know, "You're our one-millionth customer!" ;D
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if anyone got to that many posts quiffy would faint
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emilystrange wrote:if anyone got to that many posts quiffy would faint
It's going to be Quiffboy!
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Really.. one million posts.. time to whore up my post count ;D
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I'm looking out for QB's or Blast's 7500th post (one of them should be soon)...
Am I the only one wondering what comes next?

Ooh I wasn't sure if I could nest a clicky inside the quote tags. Looks like I can ;D
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if you think logically about it, applying all known sisters puns, you can probably work it out ;)

by way of hint i will suggest the following primal scream song title: moving on up

;)
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timsinister - 1%

Story of my life. :lol:
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Just noticed
[url=http://myheartland.co.uk/statistics.php]Stats[/url] again wrote:Amphetamine Filth 100 - 249 50
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth 250 - 499 32
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth 500 - 999 33
Slight Overbomber 1000 - 1999 22
Overbomber 2000 - 4999 11
Underneath the Rock 5000 - 7499 2
Precisely 150 members with 100 or more posts, including 100 members with 250 or more posts... Does this mean anything? :lol:
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Woo-hoo! One of 11. One of the few, to be sure...

Now I feel all special! 8)

When in fact I'm just sad. ;D
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boudicca wrote:Woo-hoo! One of 11. One of the few, to be sure...

Now I feel all special! 8)

When in fact I'm just sad. ;D
Indeed, on all counts and just one place behind your favourite 'me'. :twisted:

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markfiend wrote:Just noticed - precisely 150 members with 100 or more posts, including 100 members with 250 or more posts... Does this mean anything? :lol:
The Conspiracy at work. Where's Rob Langford when you need him?

We need new ranks. I say anyone past 7499 becomes an "Intellectual Love God", and anyone who hasn't posted is a "Miss'ion Fan" :wink:
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it requires more than 7499.
:wink:
i'm making you work for that dubious honour ;)
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are you saying you're not an intellectual love god,qb?
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Quiff Boy wrote:if you think logically about it, applying all known sisters puns, you can probably work it out ;)

by way of hint i will suggest the following primal scream song title: moving on up

;)
I know what comes next <smug> 8)
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James Blast wrote: I know what comes next <smug> 8)
Only spoiling your own surprise JB!
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timsinister wrote:
emilystrange wrote:if anyone got to that many posts quiffy would faint
It's going to be Quiffboy!
My money is on James Blast. :innocent:
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Nah!
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never?
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no, nay never no more :lol:
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Petseri
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markfiend wrote:Just noticed
[url=http://myheartland.co.uk/statistics.php]Stats[/url] again wrote:Amphetamine Filth 100 - 249 50
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth 250 - 499 32
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth 500 - 999 33
Slight Overbomber 1000 - 1999 22
Overbomber 2000 - 4999 11
Underneath the Rock 5000 - 7499 2
Precisely 150 members with 100 or more posts, including 100 members with 250 or more posts... Does this mean anything? :lol:
Bring on comments about being an anorak or a beancounter, but why is the next level at 7500 and not higher? The difference between ranks gets larger each step, until you get to Overbomber.

Roadkill..........................................................0 - 99 [range of 100]
Amphetamine Filth.......................................100 - 249 [range of 150]
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth...........................250 - 499 [range of 250]
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth......500 - 999 [range of 500]
Slight Overbomber......................................1000 - 1999 [range of 1000]
Overbomber...............................................2000 - 4999 [range of 3000]
Underneath the Rock...................................5000 - 7499 [range of 2500]

Personnaly I think that post counts are overrated and the fascination in them is silly, but if we have them, why thus? Why not Overbomber up to 10,000 posts? :eek:
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why do we even have post counts?
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James Blast wrote:never?
Have you forgotten what happened you got too close to QB's post count last time? :innocent:
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emilystrange wrote:why do we even have post counts?
Heretic!! :eek: :lol:
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