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emilystrange wrote:why do we even have post counts?
They help fill my sad little life and provides something worthwhile to aim for,a goal if you like :innocent: :lol: .
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:why do we even have post counts?
They help fill my sad little and provides something worthwhile to aim for,a goal if you like :innocent: :lol: .
S'right. It helps appease the inner trainspotter within us all :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:*fails to understand*
Ah,someone WITH a life 8) ,I remember they far off and distant days,books,friends,pups.....now it's just post counts!.
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pups or pubs?
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James Blast wrote:pups or pubs?
I've been in a few of the latter whose clientele were mostly older versions of the former :lol: Doesn't half cheer you up thinking someone is worse off than yourself :lol: :lol:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:pups or pubs?
I've been in a few of the latter whose clientele were mostly older versions of the former :lol: Doesn't half cheer you up thinking someone is worse off than yourself :lol: :lol:
Edited THREE times aswell :oops: :lol: ,I know,Ill get me coat :lol: :lol: .
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scotty wrote:
emilystrange wrote:*fails to understand*
Ah,someone WITH a life 8) ,I remember they far off and distant days,books,friends,pups.....now it's just post counts!.
I have this image now of a younger, more carefree Scotty, Brideshead Revisited style, spending his days in happy, yet erudite conversation about P.G. Wodehouse, then going home to tickle his labrador puppy behind the ears :wink:
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I think we may see a very interesting faceoff here between QB & JB. Just like Kasparov versus Fisher.

Either that or QB will just do a bit of housekeeping...
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emilystrange wrote:*fails to understand*
Ah,someone WITH a life 8) ,I remember they far off and distant days,books,friends,pups.....now it's just post counts!.
I have this image now of a younger, more carefree Scotty, Brideshead Revisited style, spending his days in happy, yet erudite conversation about P.G. Wodehouse, then going home to tickle his labrador puppy behind the ears :wink:
Now there speaks someone who's never been to ROSEWELL!,I did have a Labrador pub tho' :innocent: .
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Rosewell or Roswell?
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ROSEWELL!
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scotty wrote:Now there speaks someone who's never been to ROSEWELL!
C'moan now scotty, it's an easy place to miss :lol:
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ROSEWELL :innocent:
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote:Now there speaks someone who's never been to ROSEWELL!
C'moan now scotty, it's an easy place to miss :lol:
I agree DerekR,it is a petite village,but you always knew when you'd driven thro'it,what with the car ending up on bricks :innocent: :lol: .
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scotty wrote: I did have a Labrador pub tho' :innocent: .
:eek: :lol:
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DerekR wrote:C'moan now scotty, it's an easy place to miss :lol:
Naw its no, aw the inhabitants look like this
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DerekR wrote:C'moan now scotty, it's an easy place to miss :lol:
Naw its no, aw the inhabitants look like this
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Just the BURDS :innocent: ,thar's why I did my"wenchin'"in Bilston and Penicuik :wink: :lol:.
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straylight wrote:Just like Kasparov versus Fisher.
I can't believe I'm this sad, but...

Did Gary Kasparov ever play Bobby Fischer? I would have thought the Fischer - Spassky matches were more famous. :innocent:
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straylight wrote:Just like Kasparov versus Fisher.
I can't believe I'm this sad, but...

Did Gary Kasparov ever play Bobby Fischer? I would have thought the Fischer - Spassky matches were more famous. :innocent:
maybe they met in that Labrador pub... 8)
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:pups or pubs?
I've been in a few of the former
Am I the only one shocked by this statement? :eek:
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nick the stripper wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
James Blast wrote:pups or pubs?
I've been in a few of the former
Am I the only one shocked by this statement? :eek:
Strip the nicker? Shocked? :eek:

Never!!!! :lol: :innocent:
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is she a vet? :D
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I commend you on the cleanliness of your mind, Fuhrer! :lol:
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