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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast wrote:Hellfire! I edited my post three times but you guys only see the sickest one :oops:
So why's it say it was edited only the once then :wink:
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nick the stripper wrote:
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timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a typical weekend evening at the Stripper Household.
I'm not sure I'm getting the best of support here. :innocent: ;D

It's interesting to note that my words have to be changed to show how filthy they are. Logic therefore indicates they weren't in the first place - only in the minds of the damned...
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nick the stripper wrote:
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timsinister wrote:It's hard to be enigmatic when you're face down on your best mate's kitchen table at 4AM with a cucumber up yer arse.
:eek: :eek: :eek:
What's so shocking about that? That would be considered a regular weekend evening at the Stripper Household.
Because it's heresy, equivalent (apparently) to the one in the Dai Vinci Code taht said Jesus had a girlfriend :eek: :lol:
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timsinister wrote:Logic therefore indicates they weren't in the first place - only in the minds of the damned...
In-fact-I-mean logic? :innocent: :wink: :von:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Logic therefore indicates they weren't in the first place - only in the minds of the damned...
In-fact-I-mean logic? :innocent: :wink: :von:
I'll start charging royalties if you're not careful. Come on Blasty, I was only kiddin'!
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I want More!!! :innocent:
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:I want More!!! :innocent:
More Tim? There's only so much of him to go round... 89% to be exact (as mentioned at the start of this thread/debacle). :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:I want More!!! :innocent:
More Tim? There's only so much of him to go round... 89% to be exact (as mentioned at the start of this thread/debacle). :lol:
He's not a pepperami then? (Contents 110% meat) :eek:
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Artificial additives, I'm afraid.
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Sugar and spice and all things nice...? :wink:
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I heard he was made exclusively of warm session beer and Campari
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Ed Rhombus wrote:I heard he was made exclusively of warm session beer and Campari
The Sinister is capable of taking on many forms... :notworthy:
See: transubstantiation.
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It's true. I turn to jelly when spoken to by a woman, or a great big expanse of empty space when danger appears. Truly, I am gifted.
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timsinister wrote:Truly, I am gifted.
Indeed you are.
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote:Truly, I am gifted.
Indeed you are.
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Re: above piccie

that's the story of my life, that is

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timsinister wrote:Image
That's you several pints into the evening. Any other time you'd devise some super-contraption for opening it without touching it, utilising the laws of particle physics! :lol:
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Too smart for your own good, Mrs S? :lol:

Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream. :innocent: ;D
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timsinister wrote: Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream. :innocent: ;D
I think you mean, particles of blood interacting with the particles in your vodkastream... :innocent: :wink: :von:
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boudicca wrote:
timsinister wrote: Boudicca - The only particle physics I know involve particles of vodka interacting with the particles in my bloodstream. :innocent: ;D
I think you mean, particles of blood interacting with the particles in your vodkastream... :innocent: :wink: :von:
Sounds suspiciously like Concert Square in Liverpool at chucking out time :roll: :eek: :lol:
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Apparently Alvin Stardust is playing Liverpool later this year... :wink:
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OH YES! IT'S BACK!

We couldn't stop worshipping you for long, Doktor von S.... :von: ;D :notworthy:
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I remember the good old days when this place was moderated :eek:
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James Blast wrote:I remember the good old days when this place was moderated :eek:
Don't let Markfiend hear you say that... he loves to go a-splittin' and a-lockin' that one... :innocent: ;D
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