Poor Timsinister
I wa just wondering what happened to this - nice to have it back on page one where it belongs
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Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
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*points microphone in Tim's direction*Mrs. Snowey wrote:Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one!
I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe.
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Surely he would have known before it re-startedboudicca wrote:*points microphone in Tim's direction*Mrs. Snowey wrote:Does that mean he's ambidextrous tooboudicca wrote:Truly, he is Rennaissance Man!
I'm anticipating NO COMMENT on this one!
I'd better let him know this has started again... just when he thought he was safe.
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
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Of course, omniscient, how could I forget!Mrs. Snowey wrote:Surely he would have known before it re-started
Yet he didn't know what Buckfast was, 'till I told him...
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For getting your own dedicated "worship" thread James? We've only got so much devotion in us you know!James Blast wrote:I'm a pain in the arse, is that any good?
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it rained here, today
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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yes it did
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well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
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The sun always shines in ponceyville!James Blast wrote:well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
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It pissed doon here, we had hailstones and everythingJames Blast wrote:well I guess it didn't in ponceyville but it did on the gorgeous South Side and the horror that is Motherwell.boudicca wrote:I can assure you it didn't.James Blast wrote:yes it did
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How come everyone in Glesga is getting rain but me?
I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim , and pray that He will send a deluge this way. Otherwise my crops shall fail this year.
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The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:
Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
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Ah! "Only the true Messiah denies his divinity!"timsinister wrote:The multinational conglomerate Sinister Industries today released a statement:Sinistercorp Public Relations wrote: "Sinister Industries has a strict policy of employing no messiahs, saviours or prophets, and can categorically reassure consumers, the media, and our stockholders that no Sincorp employee has ever demonstrated any godlike powers such as healing, thunderbolts, or messing around with perfectly good water, thank-you so very much, how am I supposed to drive home now, I thought there was a no-alcohol rule. Thank-you."
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Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"
I'm really just your everyday, vodka-fuelled, angst-ridden, bitter and twisted megalomaniac. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at all!
Not for here, anyway.
I'm really just your everyday, vodka-fuelled, angst-ridden, bitter and twisted megalomaniac. Absolutely nothing out of the ordinary at all!
Not for here, anyway.
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"f**k off!"timsinister wrote:Damn. I know what happens if I try reverse psychology and say "Alright then, I am!"
"How shall we f**k off, O Lord?"
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Who's with the Peoples Front Of Timsinister or the Timsinister People's Front then?
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People called TimSinister they go the house?!
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Or go the juniper bushd00mw0lf wrote:People called TimSinister they go the house?!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say 'timsinister'!