The Cowtrix...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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http://lonefalcon.users.btopenworld.com/cow.mpg


Should be in the Joke of the day section, I know, but this area has more traffic :grin: :grin:


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yowza, a 26Mb link, i pity yea of little bandwidth :wink: lol

best right click 'n' save as if i where you...

still, i'm currently downloading it at 174KB/sec

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that is soooooo funny!!!!!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Hahaha :grin: That was funny ;D ;D ;D
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The link doesn`t work for me. :sad:
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the link doesn't work for me either...

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anyone got a mirror site for this?
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Hey, it doesn't work for me either today! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

RIPOFF!

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Can't find the full version but there is a snippet at:

http://www.jollygoodjokes.co.za/jgm/CowMatrix1.mpg

Izzy, is there any chance you could upload the full one somewhere? Or email it to me so I can upload it to my FTP?
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On Oct 22, 2002 10:48pm, DomConway wrote:
Can't find the full version but there is a snippet at:

http://www.jollygoodjokes.co.za/jgm/CowMatrix1.mpg

Izzy, is there any chance you could upload the full one somewhere? Or email it to me so I can upload it to my FTP?
I'll see what I can do... but I simply received te above link...

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i'm guessing that the guy with the btopenwound homepage not only exceeded his website storage limits but probably also got told off for having mpgs on his site....

most free homepage providers automatically delete zips, exes, mpgs, etc from their servers to prevent copyright infringements/piracy/porn/etc.

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i downloaded it, so if anyone has an ftp server i'd be more than happy to upload it for ya (25mb is a tad large to email :wink: lol)
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On Oct 23, 2002 5:36pm, nearmethexperience wrote:
i downloaded it, so if anyone has an ftp server i'd be more than happy to upload it for ya (25mb is a tad large to email :wink: lol)
OK, good point! Check your email for login details to my FTP, I'll post a link to the board when it's all done :grin:
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Ok, please explain this to me like i'm a 25 year old who doesn't understand a thing about it, what the hell is a ftp server?
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@ ziggy - File Transfer Protocol, it's a geek thing, don't worry about it matey :wink: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

@ dom - sorted matey :smile:
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I found another link!

http://www.e-studio.dk/matrix_cow.wmv

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thanx, Izzy, you are real cow-boy :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Yeah, now it worked. Funny!
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That's the shortened version tho... nearmethexperience uploaded the full one to my FTP server but somehow I lost it... hopefully he'll be able to upload again soon so you can appreciate the full unedited movie :grin:
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"The Cowtrix" is actually a scene from a movie called 'Kung Pow! Enter the fist'.

Look here for the trailer! It's as hilarious as the Cowtrix clip!

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/kung_pow/

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