Poor Timsinister
- James Blast
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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
- boudicca
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Oh, let's hope so!James Blast wrote: hic!
Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something...
We'll see.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- Mrs. Snowey
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Is this after finishing off the Buckfast? Nasty stuff. Benylin's betterboudicca wrote:Oh, let's hope so!James Blast wrote: hic!
Although would you believe, Blast, he's currently bemoaning his image as some kind of heavy drinker or something...
We'll see.
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
- eastmidswhizzkid
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see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"! i suppose if you were the messiah you'ld have "golden-showers" daily-in your golden-bathrooms....boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim , and pray that He will send a deluge this way..
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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BLOODY OI!!!!!eastmidswhizzkid wrote:see tim it has it's advantages being held up to public adoration/ridicule- no more extortionate fees to pay for "water-sports"! i suppose if you were the messiah you'ld have "golden-showers" daily-in your golden-bathrooms....boudicca wrote:I had better prostrate myself at the Altar Of Tim , and pray that He will send a deluge this way..
You're a filthy beggar, Lee. You ought to be utterly ashamed of yourself!
Bringing the tone of this sacred thread right down... dis-graceful...
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- timsinister
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THIS THREAD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME!
That disclaimer is for the court action I see looming in the future...
That disclaimer is for the court action I see looming in the future...
This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
And I'm sure you've got some scary criminal action going on with all those alter egos...
And I'm sure you've got some scary criminal action going on with all those alter egos...
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you walked straight into that one timster!d00mw0lf wrote:This thread has everything to do with you - the clue was in the title...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- Mrs RicheyJames
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Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
Only a paand.
Of course!Mrs RicheyJames wrote:Blimey. I've been gone for five days and was fully expecting this thread to have dropped off to the next page. Looks like I was wrong.
So we still taking the pi$$ out of Tim? Fantasic.
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
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Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??...d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
...Drunken nites out, then!
MAXIMUM SINISTER!!
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"maximum Sinister".... is that wise?boudicca wrote:Tim is for life, not just for... Christmas??...d00mw0lf wrote:Of course!
Would we let a thread like this die? Ever?
...Drunken nites out, then!
MAXIMUM SINISTER!!
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My wisdom could fit on the back of a postage stamp for voles.d00mw0lf wrote: "maximum Sinister".... is that wise?
Doktor Von S to the max!
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Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
- Mrs. Snowey
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Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote:Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
Mrs. Snowey wrote:Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote:Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?boudicca wrote:
Has he obtained nuclear weapons!?!?!?
Oh Jesus! I take it all back!
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
- Mrs. Snowey
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There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed.d00mw0lf wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote:Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. Sd00mw0lf wrote: Have you not heard about Planet Dave's toilet then?
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.Mrs. Snowey wrote:There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed.d00mw0lf wrote:Mrs. Snowey wrote: Maybe he's acquired copies of The Undercrackers from Mr. S
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
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Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
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Surely an elder god from the dark dimensions doesn't need to be asked whether he wants "salt an' vinegar on that, luv" ?d00mw0lf wrote:you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.Mrs. Snowey wrote:There was a dead god in Planet Dave's bathroom That must have taken some sinister and profane powers indeed.d00mw0lf wrote:
Just be thankful you wern't there that morning... dead god... the carnage....
Why do keyboards get so dirty?
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.boudicca wrote:Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
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d00mw0lf wrote:I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there. Eating chips.boudicca wrote:Now this one intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?d00mw0lf wrote: you also missed the summoning of the great elder god Timthulhu in the chip shop.
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I would describe that as "snaffling" rather than "eating"... aw bless...
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