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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote:
Now this one
intrigues me. If I feed him a chip, will he "turn"...?
And is it only proper chip shop chips, or do french fries work as well?
I don't know... I sat down and when I looked over, IT was sat there.
Eating chips .
I would describe that as "snaffling" rather than "eating"... aw bless...
Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
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d00mw0lf wrote: Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
You should still fear the evil timthulhu. He lies on the bottom of a pub floor in darkest Hull -
Dead, but dreaming
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d00mw0lf wrote: boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote: Don't doubt the mighty timthulhu!
He might come and visit your toilet!
Don't talk about Glasgow like that!
You should still fear the evil timthulhu. He lies on the bottom of a pub floor in darkest Hull -
Dead, but dreaming
When he rises up from beneath the barstool, how should I go about making my getaway?
Can he be stunned?
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30 Aug 2005, 22:16
boudicca wrote:
When he rises up from beneath the barstool, how should I go about making my getaway?
Can he be stunned?
Yep. Just get him to look in a mirror
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Or shouting "Haircuuuuuuuut! " works well too.
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Blimey, what effect might a barber's mirror have then
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Judgeing by the haircut , none at all!
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I reckon this thread's been going so long, he'll have grown it all back by now anyway. Rendering this a purely historical discussion
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: Rendering this a purely historical discussion
Thank f**k.
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: I reckon this thread's been going so long, he'll have grown it all back by now anyway. Rendering this a purely historical discussion
He's compensating at the moment with CHINWIG...
Much to my
and
!
Although I
think I might have persuaded him to shave it off...*fingers crossed*... come on Timmy dear, reach for that Mach 3,
you know it makes sense!
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
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boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
I was only referring to His hair
As for what goes on under those leathers, who knows
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Someone who wasn't James Blast wrote: The Rebel Trousersnake
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: boudicca wrote: d00mw0lf wrote:
Sir Tim?
His sexuality has been called into question on more than one occasion, of course...
I was only referring to His hair
As for what goes on under those leathers, who knows
Least he does wear leathers and not dodgy v-neck sweaters...
Now that
would be a sight to behold!
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03 Sep 2005, 18:31
Boy-next-door-circa 1959
or
leather-encased von sinister
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
Meercats with sinister haircuts?
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d00mw0lf wrote: Mrs. Snowey wrote:
Either way, 9 out of 10 meerkats prefer him
Meercats with sinister haircuts?
Nah. Meerkats have more of a beatles-mop-top look if anything. Although that might be the way forward for when He descends in a blaze of glory into the barbers
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Mrs. Snowey wrote: Boy-next-door-circa 1959
Leather-encased von sinister circa
1959 ...
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boudicca wrote: Mrs. Snowey wrote: Boy-next-door-circa 1959
Leather-encased von sinister circa
1959 ...
Do you feel the same way... Why do keyboards get so dirty?
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Living on vodka There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote: Living on vodka
Put that with
The Supergrass Song and we could have the makings of a concept album
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