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For sad football fans only (please no whining if you hate the game) :roll:

Okay, own up, who do you peeps support?

Obviously I follow (follow) Glasgow Rangers, and West Brom.
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Chelsea Football Club
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Because there are only two teams in Scottish Football-
Hearts & Hearts Reserves :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: .
http://www.heartsfc.premiumtv.co.uk/pag ... 89,00.html
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What about Hearts Ladies?
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Motz wrote:What about Hearts Ladies?
You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
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scotty wrote:
Motz wrote:What about Hearts Ladies?
You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
Surely they are all locked up in the loony bin? :wink:
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scotty wrote:
Motz wrote:What about Hearts Ladies?
You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
i thought that they went to the Athletic Arms up towards Polworth?...it was always full of big girls blouses with maroon and white scarves when i passed by :wink: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
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Motz wrote:What about Hearts Ladies?
You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
i thought that they went to the Athletic Arms up towards Polworth?...it was always full of big girls blouses with maroon and white scarves when i passed by :wink: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
scotty wrote:
Motz wrote:What about Hearts Ladies?
You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
i thought that they went to the Athletic Arms up towards Polworth?...it was always full of big girls blouses with maroon and white scarves when i passed by :wink: :lol:
That is "Diggers" :wink: ,{gravediggers used it}the graveyard's right opposite.
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MadameButterfly wrote:Ajax...gets cloak
I've always had a soft spot for Ajax :D
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hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
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scotty wrote:
Burn wrote:
scotty wrote: You'll find them in the Tynecastle Arms or "Diggers"after a home match :wink: .
i thought that they went to the Athletic Arms up towards Polworth?...it was always full of big girls blouses with maroon and white scarves when i passed by :wink: :lol:
That is "Diggers" :wink: ,{gravediggers used it}the graveyard's right opposite.
show just how often i actually went in there... :wink: :lol: and i still won't knowingly go into a "Footie" pub now either...to many chavs think that they're sports bars... :eek:
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MadameButterfly wrote:hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
I thought you emant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
I thought you meant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
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Burn wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
I thought you meant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:


(it's called Cif now dear boy...do keep up! :wink: )
Yeah, but I moved from Britain in '94 :oops:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
I thought you emant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
Not Asynchronous Javascript And XML? :innocent:
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Motz wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:hmmm....hate sport but love the way Ajax present themselves on the field.
I thought you emant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
Not Asynchronous Javascript And XML? :innocent:
Motz - you really are a smart arse :lol: :notworthy:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
Burn wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote: I thought you meant Ajax the cleaner :wink: :lol:
:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy:


(it's called Cif now dear boy...do keep up! :wink: )
Yeah, but I moved from Britain in '94 :oops:
:? dunno if i should laugh at you for living in such a ridiculous place....or smite you for being lucky enough to get the feck outta here...
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Burn wrote:
show just how often i actually went in there... :wink: :lol: and i still won't knowingly go into a "Footie" pub now either...to many chavs think that they're sports bars... :eek:
Aye,I know what you mean,don't get to many games these days,I go for a pint at"Diggers"only on match days for"old times sake",used to go there with my Dad & Granda' as a boy,and you'll get the best pint of 80' you've ever had,but I'd never drink down there otherwise,the Tynecastle Arms and Robertsons Bar are BNP shops now and best avoided,like most footie bars,as you say.
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Burn wrote: :? dunno if i should laugh at you for living in such a ridiculous place....or smite you for being lucky enough to get the feck outta here...
Are you laughing about me being in the USA or just Columbus, Ohio (which apart from Ohio State University has nothing of interest!) :?:
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
Burn wrote: :? dunno if i should laugh at you for living in such a ridiculous place....or smite you for being lucky enough to get the feck outta here...
Are you laughing about me being in the USA or just Columbus, Ohio (which apart from Ohio State University has nothing of interest!) :?:

oh...to clarify...just Ohio...

even scotland isn't as much of a backwater as there is :wink:
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:lol: :lol: wait getting a drink....but the year 1994 was the year that this butterfly spread her wings....to the NL....
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