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Black Alice
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James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote: (it's called Cif now dear boy...do keep up! :wink: )
I'm still trying to find some Cilit Bang
Jesus I need to clean my mind up - I thought that said Clit Bang :oops: :lol:
I never talk during music, at least during good music. If one hears bad music, it is one's duty to drown it in conversation.
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ruffers
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Possibly should be under currently listening to, or watching.

http://www.nearlygood.com/video/cillitbang.html
Chucking another log on
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BillyBadBreaks
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Black Alice wrote:
James Blast wrote:
Burn wrote:I'm still trying to find some Cilit Bang
Jesus I need to clean my mind up - I thought that said Clit Bang :oops: :lol:
Me too!!! :oops: :oops: :oops:
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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mik
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Leeds United.

Season ticket holder since the old second division days, and still one in the "new" second disvision days :| CocaCola Championship my arse :roll: It's the second division and we all know it is.
Something pithy.
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Silver_Owl
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We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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BillyBadBreaks
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and how could I forget the mighty Linfield and Worksop Town (c'mon you Tigers!)
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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Black Alice wrote:
Jesus I need to clean my mind up - I thought that said Clit Bang :oops: :lol:
That's what Mrs Scotty tho't it was called too :lol: ,also said if it was called CLIT Bang"that's you out of the housework 'cause you'll never find that one either :roll: :lol: !.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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valeryg
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some years ago i was the only (Southall/Cottee's) Everton fan in Bulgaria :lol:
..who? Everton? :) :notworthy: :notworthy:
and now, if they are better than 9th i'm absolutely happy :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:
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Andie
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Johnny M wrote:
Burn wrote:Chelsea Football Club
Bless ande! I thought we three were me, MrChris and red kola. How fab, we three are now four. :von: :notworthy: 8)

Any more closet Chelsea fans? :innocent:

Hey! It's only money ... :roll:

can't see the Arsenal fans at the moment...even at work they're pretty quiet...



can't imgine why...they were swinging from the rafters just over a year ago :wink: :innocent:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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ruffers
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Now that's tempting fate.
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steamhammerdave
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I'll gladly support anyone who beats Manche**** United :evil:
What are we gonna do now then?
Eat the phone book...
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eastmidswhizzkid
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Liverpool. and no,not because i'm from there, but because red's my favourite colour and that seemed a more appropriate reason 30-odd years ago than supporting the local team...still does actually.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
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"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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i was looking at the photos of that stampede in Baghdad yesterday, and what do i see? a red 'Cantona' shirt.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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Planet Dave
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emilystrange wrote:i was looking at the photos of that stampede in Baghdad yesterday, and what do i see? a red 'Cantona' shirt.
Class knows no boundaries.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
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snowey
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Planet Dave wrote:
emilystrange wrote:i was looking at the photos of that stampede in Baghdad yesterday, and what do i see? a red 'Cantona' shirt.
Class knows no boundaries.
I see your still on your planet..... :lol: :lol: :innocent:
Jaimie1980
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I have a soft spot for Celtic and since :von:'s support brought them to my attention, St. Pauli, I like that club's attitude.
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andymackem
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emilystrange wrote:i was looking at the photos of that stampede in Baghdad yesterday, and what do i see? a red 'Cantona' shirt.
'... but the glory of the sports pages / is but the worship of false idols / and tempts him not ....'

As the Bard of Barking once sang.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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MadameButterfly
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@ burn....were you p!ssed last night? because you starting "quoting" me, MB...incorrectly...just re-reading this post from page 1.

MB :kiss:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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canon docre
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Driven wrote:I have a soft spot for Celtic and since :von:'s support brought them to my attention, St. Pauli, I like that club's attitude.
I guess it's not so easy to watch their games in the UK, since they dropped down to the regional league. ;D
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Brideoffrankenstein
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scotty wrote:
Black Alice wrote:
Jesus I need to clean my mind up - I thought that said Clit Bang :oops: :lol:
That's what Mrs Scotty tho't it was called too :lol: ,also said if it was called CLIT Bang"that's you out of the housework 'cause you'll never find that one either :roll: :lol: !.
:lol: I thought it said that as well
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MadameButterfly
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:lol: Applauds the CLIT thinking people on the "Football fans" thread.... :kiss:
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
Jaimie1980
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canon docre wrote:
Driven wrote:I have a soft spot for Celtic and since :von:'s support brought them to my attention, St. Pauli, I like that club's attitude.
I guess it's not so easy to watch their games in the UK, since they dropped down to the regional league. ;D
Doing quite well though this season, I think. First season I'm trying to stay up to date with them.
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canon docre
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Driven wrote:
canon docre wrote:
Driven wrote:I have a soft spot for Celtic and since :von:'s support brought them to my attention, St. Pauli, I like that club's attitude.
I guess it's not so easy to watch their games in the UK, since they dropped down to the regional league. ;D
Doing quite well though this season, I think. First season I'm trying to stay up to date with them.
I gave up on them. Met a few of the players throughout my time in Hamburg and they drink far too much for playing proper football. ;D Nice blokes, though.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Liverpool
Celtic
Ajax
Boca Juniors
Peñarol
Colo-Colo
Esperance de Tunis

I love me footie...
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Planet Dave
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Love United - Hate Glazer
FCUM-all
Oldham
Celtic
Barcelona
Mossley
Stalybridge Celtic

I love it too. 8)
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