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Well, last year fashion copied the Sister's Jesus loves the Sisters shirt by putting all sort of Jesus-related stuff on tees. This year, sexually explicit t-shirts were the latest thing, but we have had Fcuk me and marry me young tees for, well, ages...

So, what's next do you think, perhaps they'll copy Utterly Bastard Groovy or something? :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Well, last year fashion copied the Sister's Jesus loves the Sisters shirt by putting all sort of Jesus-related stuff on tees. This year, sexually explicit t-shirts were the latest thing, but we have had Fcuk me and marry me young tees for, well, ages...

So, what's next do you think, perhaps they'll copy Utterly Bastard Groovy or something? :lol:
that's easy:

next year the fashion industry won't release anything

nor the next year

nor the next...


:innocent: :lol:
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then we'll be back to the 80's again
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Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus Is A c**t" tee has been out for quite a few years. How controversial. :roll:
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emilystrange wrote:then we'll be back to the 80's again
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Well, last year fashion copied the Sister's Jesus loves the Sisters shirt by putting all sort of Jesus-related stuff on tees. This year, sexually explicit t-shirts were the latest thing, but we have had Fcuk me and marry me young tees for, well, ages...

So, what's next do you think, perhaps they'll copy Utterly Bastard Groovy or something? :lol:
that's easy:

next year the fashion industry won't release anything

nor the next year

nor the next...


:innocent: :lol:
Exciting!

I've been waiting for something to do that for years :lol:
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Scardwel wrote:Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus Is A c**t" tee has been out for quite a few years. How controversial. :roll:
The Creaming Jesus had similar T- shirts in '89.
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Scardwel wrote:Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus Is A c**t" tee has been out for quite a few years. How controversial. :roll:
that is controversial...i didn't think you got celts in palestine :innocent:
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lazarus corporation wrote:
Obviousman wrote:Well, last year fashion copied the Sister's Jesus loves the Sisters shirt by putting all sort of Jesus-related stuff on tees. This year, sexually explicit t-shirts were the latest thing, but we have had Fcuk me and marry me young tees for, well, ages...

So, what's next do you think, perhaps they'll copy Utterly Bastard Groovy or something? :lol:
that's easy:

next year the fashion industry won't release anything

nor the next year

nor the next...


:innocent: :lol:
:eek: Shall nudism be imposed upon us? :innocent:
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Scardwel wrote:Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus Is A c**t" tee has been out for quite a few years. How controversial. :roll:
I remember a shirt that was always kicking around in bargain bins. It was white with "I LIKE THE POPE. THE POPE SMOKES DOPE." accompanined by picture of JPII supposedly with spliff. I could never make up my mind whether it was too stupid or not stupid enough to be funny.
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Andrew S wrote:
Scardwel wrote:Cradle Of Filth's "Jesus Is A c**t" tee has been out for quite a few years. How controversial. :roll:
I remember a shirt that was always kicking around in bargain bins. It was white with "I LIKE THE POPE. THE POPE SMOKES DOPE." accompanined by picture of JPII supposedly with spliff. I could never make up my mind whether it was too stupid or not stupid enough to be funny.
i remember those...i hate irritating t-shirts with supposedly funny but actually plain sh!te slogans on -those ringtones that say "pickup the phone you fat git" or make a farting noise are the modern equivalent.
i had a tshirt with a picture of a tortoise thinking "oh f*ck..it's monday" which barely managed to contain my splitting sides :roll: -and my mum made me wear it! :oops:
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Mrs fiend's sister bought me an "I like the pope - the pope smokes dope" T-shirt for a joke. I wore it a couple of times. :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i had a tshirt with a picture of a tortoise thinking "oh f*ck..it's monday" which barely managed to contain my splitting sides :roll: -and my mum made me wear it! :oops:
run that one by me again...

Your mum made you wear a t-shirt that had a sweary on it? :eek:
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i had a tshirt with a picture of a tortoise thinking "oh f*ck..it's monday" which barely managed to contain my splitting sides :roll: -and my mum made me wear it! :oops:
run that one by me again...

Your mum made you wear a t-shirt that had a sweary on it? :eek:
it didn't have a proper sweary -the * was on the shirt;might even have been "f***".and my mum would do anything to avoid extra washing...
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emilystrange wrote:then we'll be back to the 80's again
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Perhaps von could meanwhile join Metallica by starting to sell children's clothes as well :lol:

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reminded me of these
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christophe wrote:reminded me of these
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Thats even worse then trying to make a chewie hairdo for my cat. :oops:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
christophe wrote:reminded me of these
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Thats even worse then trying to make a chewie hairdo for my cat. :oops:
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Obviousman wrote:
canon docre wrote:
christophe wrote:reminded me of these
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Thats even worse then trying to make a chewie hairdo for my cat. :oops:
Pictures :innocent: ?
Thankfully it grew out eventually. :oops: It took just a year or so. :innocent:
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Zuma wrote:
emilystrange wrote:then we'll be back to the 80's again
Frankie Says..... :twisted:
I had a black shirt with "NOSTRADAMUS SAYS... I TOLD YOU SO". I wish I'd kept that one.
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frankie says : buy more t-shirts....they really were the fcuk of the eighties :urff:
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Obviousman wrote:Perhaps von could meanwhile join Metallica by starting to sell children's clothes as well :lol:

clicky - scroll down a bit, under coming soon
:eek: :roll: Somebody kill me please.

*hurls "Master Of Puppets" out of the window in disgust*

They've really gone down the sh!tter for good now, haven't they...? :cry:
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