Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Danny wrote:All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
boudicca wrote:Just realised this thread has gone for nigh on a month, thanks to the combined efforts of myself, Doomeh, and the Mrs.s Richeyjames & Snowey...
Is this a record for a non-currently thread on HL?
@smiscandlon - Indeed, I am very proud... not for myself but for The Great One. (Even though he is now threatening to start a Boudicca thread, I do not fear, for I know that His Greatness far exceeds mine...)
@Dark - YOU are just jealous!
@MB - He has had pink hair extensions forced on him... and he was as pretty as a picture with them!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
I don't mind it being in this thread, because (bizarrely for here) it's on-topic. Just when it invades all the other ones does it get faintly annoying.
I'm also amazed that the joke "Tim [somehow] looks like Rick Astley" has carried on this long.
Motz looks like Pete Murphy but it's not funny. More admirable.
Dark wrote:I don't mind it being in this thread, because (bizarrely for here) it's on-topic. Just when it invades all the other ones does it get faintly annoying.
Merely an echo of His omnipresence, my friend...
(we've done us best to stop it )
Dark wrote:I'm also amazed that the joke "Tim [somehow] looks like Rick Astley" has carried on this long.
I don't know how fast your hair grows... but Timothy is still sporting the quiff...
And having dreams that his hair's grown back, bless 'im!!!
Dark wrote:Motz looks like Pete Murphy but it's not funny. More admirable.
Does he now...!
(I'll believe it when I see it... )
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets