This Heat

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The first time I went outside in America, it felt like a giant, boiling hairdryer was blowing on me. That's how it feels today in Minehead.

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Not a patch on the Gobi, chaps.

Nice try, though.
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I hate the heat, never mind, Autumn soon.
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It's bloody ROASTIN' up here today again :roll: :evil: ,never mind,give it a week or two and we could be snowed in :D !
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When the weather is too hot for me I just stay indoors 8)
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Hot here too....and supposed to that way tomorrow too.
it's all about circles and spirals
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DerekR wrote:Feel for me, I'm stuck in a roasting hot factory :| At least you lot are in yer beds!
same here friend.
the heat alone is murder and we actually got to do someting.


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ps: @ Black Alice: tell Paul I'm facking jalous right now. :x
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Heat?

"What on earth are you talking about?"


Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.

"burrrr"
I think someone set my soul alight
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rian wrote:Heat?

"What on earth are you talking about?"


Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.

"burrrr"
cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping] :innocent: :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
rian wrote:Heat?

"What on earth are you talking about?"


Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.

"burrrr"
cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping] :innocent: :lol:
You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee... :roll: :lol:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
rian wrote:Heat?

"What on earth are you talking about?"


Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.

"burrrr"
cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping] :innocent: :lol:
You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee... :roll: :lol:
yeah,i know..and abba -i'll get me coat. :P
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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James Blast wrote:
Black Alice wrote:Tunisia
I been to 'two-knees-ya' it sucks major satanic dick!
Warm under strength non fizzy lager, vodka that is way below the European average, foul red wine, crap food, smells of drains, surley bar tenders and evil taxi drivers (he is a whole post on his own!!!).
Sorry if I kicked off there, but it was the worst holiday I have ever had.
At least I didn't get the shits and only because I was surviving on bags of crisp or chips, as the rest of the world call them. :(
For someone who hates heat, why do you go to North Africa? For someone who appreciates beer, why do you go to a predominantly Muslim (94%, I beleive, at least culturally) country? Where is Mark's "shakes head" emoticon? (Personally I had some of the best salads ever in Tunisia.)
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Petseri wrote:(Personally I had some of the best salads ever in Tunisia.)
Tuna salads...? :innocent:

Ouch!... *groan*... :oops: :roll: :oops:









I'll get me coat as well.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
boudicca wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping] :innocent: :lol:
You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee... :roll: :lol:
yeah,i know..and a
bba -i'll get me coat. :P

Actually, we have a sauna :oops:

But no Volvo. I drive a SAAB :wink:

And I hate herring :?
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Managed to avoid total immolation by donning an already faded Sisters tee, and not my customary charcoal clothes.
Then sank into a few pints of Endeavour Ale. I wasn't any cooler, but I was too pished to care! :notworthy:
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rian wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
boudicca wrote: You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee... :roll: :lol:
yeah,i know..and a
bba -i'll get me coat. :P

Actually, we have a sauna :oops:

But no Volvo. I drive a SAAB :wink:

And I hate herring :?
It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in! :lol:
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boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in! :lol:
like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
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"Did my singing please you?"
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in! :lol:
like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
We usually don't burn our pornstars. They burn out them selfs just fine.

:lol:

But the IKEA stuff is spot on
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in! :lol:
like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
You've never really got your head round the concept of "The Line", have you?
:roll: :lol:
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I mean the one you don't cross BTW, not the one you snort... :innocent: :von: ;D
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not 'a line up' then?
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All lined up, perhaps? :P

At least this topic isn't going very linear :lol: (and linear on its turn sounds like something coming from IKEA :roll: :lol: )
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Obviousman wrote:All lined up, perhaps? :P

This heat....all lined up....for that *white stuff* running around your brain?
This heat again today... :roll: ...hoping for a thunderstorm later :D
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
Bad title!!! Is it real?
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Andrew S wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
Bad title!!! Is it real?
it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
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