The first time I went outside in America, it felt like a giant, boiling hairdryer was blowing on me. That's how it feels today in Minehead.
I miss the rain and fog.
This Heat
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- Slight Overbomber
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- andymackem
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Not a patch on the Gobi, chaps.
Nice try, though.
Nice try, though.
Names are just a souvenir ...
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- Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
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I hate the heat, never mind, Autumn soon.
It's bloody ROASTIN' up here today again ,never mind,give it a week or two and we could be snowed in !
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
- Brideoffrankenstein
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When the weather is too hot for me I just stay indoors
- MadameButterfly
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Hot here too....and supposed to that way tomorrow too.
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- christophe
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same here friend.DerekR wrote:Feel for me, I'm stuck in a roasting hot factory At least you lot are in yer beds!
the heat alone is murder and we actually got to do someting.
ps: @ Black Alice: tell Paul I'm facking jalous right now.
Heat?
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.
"burrrr"
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.
"burrrr"
I think someone set my soul alight
- eastmidswhizzkid
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cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping]rian wrote:Heat?
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.
"burrrr"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- boudicca
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You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping]rian wrote:Heat?
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.
"burrrr"
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- eastmidswhizzkid
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yeah,i know..and abba -i'll get me coat.boudicca wrote:You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee...eastmidswhizzkid wrote:cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping]rian wrote:Heat?
"What on earth are you talking about?"
Very cold over here, at leat at nights. Maybe 21c in daytime, but down to 2c at early mornings.
"burrrr"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
For someone who hates heat, why do you go to North Africa? For someone who appreciates beer, why do you go to a predominantly Muslim (94%, I beleive, at least culturally) country? Where is Mark's "shakes head" emoticon? (Personally I had some of the best salads ever in Tunisia.)James Blast wrote:I been to 'two-knees-ya' it sucks major satanic dick!Black Alice wrote:Tunisia
Warm under strength non fizzy lager, vodka that is way below the European average, foul red wine, crap food, smells of drains, surley bar tenders and evil taxi drivers (he is a whole post on his own!!!).
Sorry if I kicked off there, but it was the worst holiday I have ever had.
At least I didn't get the shits and only because I was surviving on bags of crisp or chips, as the rest of the world call them.
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Tuna salads...?Petseri wrote:(Personally I had some of the best salads ever in Tunisia.)
Ouch!... *groan*...
I'll get me coat as well.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:yeah,i know..and aboudicca wrote:You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee...eastmidswhizzkid wrote: cold is god's way of telling you to burn more suicdal pornstars and ikea furniture...in your volvo.[/swede-stereotyping]
bba -i'll get me coat.
Actually, we have a sauna
But no Volvo. I drive a SAAB
And I hate herring
I think someone set my soul alight
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Managed to avoid total immolation by donning an already faded Sisters tee, and not my customary charcoal clothes.
Then sank into a few pints of Endeavour Ale. I wasn't any cooler, but I was too pished to care!
Then sank into a few pints of Endeavour Ale. I wasn't any cooler, but I was too pished to care!
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It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in!rian wrote:eastmidswhizzkid wrote:yeah,i know..and aboudicca wrote: You could have worked saunas and pickled herring into that one Lee...
bba -i'll get me coat.
Actually, we have a sauna
But no Volvo. I drive a SAAB
And I hate herring
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
- eastmidswhizzkid
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like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
We usually don't burn our pornstars. They burn out them selfs just fine.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in!
But the IKEA stuff is spot on
I think someone set my soul alight
- boudicca
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You've never really got your head round the concept of "The Line", have you?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?boudicca wrote:It's more the pornstars angle I'm interested in!
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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not 'a line up' then?
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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All lined up, perhaps?
At least this topic isn't going very linear (and linear on its turn sounds like something coming from IKEA )
At least this topic isn't going very linear (and linear on its turn sounds like something coming from IKEA )
- MadameButterfly
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Obviousman wrote:All lined up, perhaps?
This heat....all lined up....for that *white stuff* running around your brain?
This heat again today... ...hoping for a thunderstorm later
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
- eastmidswhizzkid
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it's not a title it's a position...Andrew S wrote:Bad title!!! Is it real?eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?
she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door - facing away from him.
so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle.
a classic only-in-a-porn-film position .
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"