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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Andrew S wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
Bad title!!! Is it real?
it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
As immortalised in Irving Welsh's Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Andrew S wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
Bad title!!! Is it real?
it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
Did anyone really care to know?

:roll:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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well you learn something new...

i suppose you can have reverse anal cowboys as well
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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How is it possible that a conversation about the weather (old cows talk) turns into porn. Will you please mind that innocent girls ,as myself, are reading this to!!
Why is everybody always complaining about the weather? There is still enough time to talk about that when we are 90+. Anyway, I like it when the sun is shining, almost everybody is in a better mood then.
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emilystrange wrote:well you learn something new...

i suppose you can have reverse anal cowboys as well
Thanks, but I like my cowboys to be strapping & straight.
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what's an innocent girl doing in these parts?

jess.. i'm not fussed.
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
You reckon? :innocent: :wink:
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This thread is rapidly heading in a "too much information" direction :lol:
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And reading all this stuff, I realize that it is hot and that I'm experiencing it from the inside of my house, having a bad flue....in summer. :cry:
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Ozpat wrote:And reading all this stuff, I realize that it is hot and that I'm experiencing it from the inside of my house, having a bad flue....in summer. :cry:
It's the heat and the fact that planet earth is heating up every year...something like global warming.....

Bad flu...not good....get well soon... :kiss:

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Ozpat wrote:And reading all this stuff, I realize that it is hot and that I'm experiencing it from the inside of my house, having a bad flue....in summer. :cry:
You need a chimney sweep, that'll sort you out. (I'll get my coat in a minute)

Anyway, if I may just touch on the weather for a post or two let's hope it pours down for 5 days starting tomorrow here in London eh?
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ruffers wrote:
Ozpat wrote:And reading all this stuff, I realize that it is hot and that I'm experiencing it from the inside of my house, having a bad flue....in summer. :cry:
You need a chimney sweep, that'll sort you out. (I'll get my coat in a minute)

Anyway, if I may just touch on the weather for a post or two let's hope it pours down for 5 days starting tomorrow here in London eh?
:eek: are you currently doing a *rain-dance*.... :notworthy:

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ruffers wrote:let's hope it pours down for 5 days starting tomorrow here in London eh?
Bollocks to that I want us to win the series 3-1 ;)

Give it until Saturday and then see if I change my mind :lol:
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I remember the first time I saw the reverse anal cow-girl position. Madonna was doing it to some random old fart in the classic thriller Body of Evidence. :urff:
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DerekR wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
You reckon? :innocent: :wink:
No.... :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Andrew S wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote: like "reverse anal cow-girl" ?:innocent:
Bad title!!! Is it real?
it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
:urff: I feel so enriched! :lol: :P

Anyway, back on topic, it is currently p!ssing down, and I'm delighted about it... :D
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boudicca wrote: :urff: I feel so enriched! :lol: :P
Full-filled even? :wink:
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DerekR wrote:
boudicca wrote: :urff: I feel so enriched! :lol: :P
Full-filled even? :wink:
Aaaarrgggh! :eek:

EEK! :eek: :eek:

and NO! :lol:
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DerekR wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
You reckon? :innocent: :wink:
Ditto!

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It is the heat....makes certain people mad....
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ninety-four degrees"

I just went to Lillywhites at lunchtime and even though it's not that wrm today as you walk up to the sixth floor it gets hotter and hotter, 'orrible.
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James Blast wrote:gold stars all round...
From your special drawer?
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lazarus corporation wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
Andrew S wrote: Bad title!!! Is it real?
it's not a title it's a position... :innocent:

she's on top riding him - in-through-the-out-door :roll: :innocent: - facing away from him. :innocent:

so the camera can get a full frontal body shot of her on-top,with an unobstructed genitalia/masturbation angle. :eek: :eek:

a classic only-in-a-porn-film position . 8) :lol:
As immortalised in Irving Welsh's Porno, the sequel to Trainspotting
thank-you Paul -don't want people to start thinking that I'm a porno-watching pervert...it's bad enough that everyone seems to think i take drugs.... :innocent: :wink: :lol:

@DerekR/rian/madamebutterfly LOL well,no -obviously not.i just meant don't expect the terminology/position to be something you'ld find in a "10 ways to spice up your love-life" article in the sunday supplements. :wink:
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Andrew S wrote:
James Blast wrote:gold stars all round...
From your special drawer?
Do we really need to hear about James' "special drawers"? :urff:
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