8th sept 2005

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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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SomeKindOfStranger
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"warning signs your kid is a goth"...includes "says I Am a Goth" clearly they arent then - everyone the first sign of being a goth is denial!
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..and does anyone know where I can get some Count Chocula breakfast cereal??
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"kills people for fun!" W.T.F???????
thought that was rappers.....
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me again!!!!! (sorry - i seem to have hijacked this post)

we could of course all aim our disbelief at the source:

fighting_against_goths@yahoo.com

......
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bugger!
been had....

http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/thetraveler/parody.html

ho hum.

(goes to hide under a rock, never to return....)
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:bugger!
been had....

http://www.angelfire.com/jazz/thetraveler/parody.html

ho hum.

(goes to hide under a rock, never to return....)
I have a bridge to sell you....

Mmmm. Count Chocula. Less scraping of the soft palatet than Quisp cereal.
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Writes angry entries in a secret diary (you can usually find the diary easily if you search your child’s room).


Has paranoid fantasies (many GOTHS accuse their parents of spying on them).

Perhaps the paranoid fantasies are due to spying on the bloody kids? :evil:
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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Aye,you buggers fi Yorkshire have a lot to answer for :innocent: :lol: .
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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exotic "designer" drugs such as mead and patchouli, are often used as part of the SATANIC rituals practiced by GOTHS.
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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markfiend wrote:
exotic "designer" drugs such as mead and patchouli, are often used as part of the SATANIC rituals practiced by GOTHS.
:notworthy:
Wait until these guys find out about Swedish Deathmetal :lol:
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!
You still think swastikas look cool
The real nazis run your schools
They're coaches, businessmen and cops
In a real fourth reich you'll be the first to go
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BillyBadBreaks wrote:
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!
No, it isn't...

I'm lying. But it frequently fools the unwary.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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markfiend wrote:
BillyBadBreaks wrote:
markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
That has to be a wind up, but you never know!
No, it isn't...

I'm lying. But it frequently fools the unwary.
:lol:
it's the "religion kills" ad that gives it away -all the rest is frighteningly believable :|
"And all my promises are lies
All my love is hate
I am the Politician, and i decide your fate"

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markfiend wrote:It's almost as good as Landover Baptist Church
:lol: :notworthy:

Particulary liked this:

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I finally understand why Eldo doesn´t like Goths...
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