Poor Timsinister

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Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote:Living on vodka
Living in Hull... :von:
Put that with The Supergrass Song and we could have the makings of a concept album :lol: :lol:
With Timsinister as the concept? :eek:
My brain is bleeding and crying.
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d00mw0lf wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote:
boudicca wrote:Living on vodka
Living in Hull... :von:
Put that with The Supergrass Song and we could have the makings of a concept album :lol: :lol:
With Timsinister as the concept? :eek:
My brain is bleeding and crying.
Mine has just imploded... oh, the possibilities!
:lol:
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
Mrs. Snowey wrote: Put that with The Supergrass Song and we could have the makings of a concept album :lol: :lol:
With Timsinister as the concept? :eek:
My brain is bleeding and crying.
Mine has just imploded... oh, the possibilities!
:lol:
Just think.... Timsinister: the man, the haircut The Musical!!!
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: With Timsinister as the concept? :eek:
My brain is bleeding and crying.
Mine has just imploded... oh, the possibilities!
:lol:
Just think.... Timsinister: the man, the haircut The Musical!!!
The Opera!
Comedy and tragedy, it's all there, in the hair... :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote: Mine has just imploded... oh, the possibilities!
:lol:
Just think.... Timsinister: the man, the haircut The Musical!!!
The Opera!
Comedy and tragedy, it's all there, in the hair... :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:
You do realise this has to be done now? :lol: :lol:
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d00mw0lf wrote:
boudicca wrote:
d00mw0lf wrote: Just think.... Timsinister: the man, the haircut The Musical!!!
The Opera!
Comedy and tragedy, it's all there, in the hair... :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:
You do realise this has to be done now? :lol: :lol:
Oh, it will be. There is no question. :von:
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Now let's see, who will we get to play the part of Tim...?

I hear there's a tired old 80's crooner in need of a career revival... :innocent: :twisted:
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He's got THE haircut....
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Crikey is this still going?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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markfiend wrote:Crikey is this still going?
You're welcome to lend your no-doubt sonorous voice to our production, Mark! :wink:

You could play the part of the barber. :lol:

The Barber of Hull doesn't have quite the same ring to it...
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I couldn't be the barber.
Danny wrote:All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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markfiend wrote:bald-headed men are uptight.
:von: ??

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markfiend wrote:Crikey is this still going?
Did you ever doubt it?!
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Tim's given His Great Seal of approval to this idea btw d00m... 8) :twisted:

Time to get to work!
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Just realised this thread has gone for nigh on a month, thanks to the combined efforts of myself, Doomeh, and the Mrs.s Richeyjames & Snowey... ;D

Is this a record for a non-currently thread on HL?

I think Tim deserves an award for sticking it out, a Golden Quiff perhaps? :innocent: :notworthy: :wink:
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boudicca wrote:Just realised this thread has gone for nigh on a month, thanks to the combined efforts of myself, Doomeh, and the Mrs.s Richeyjames & Snowey... ;D

Is this a record for a non-currently thread on HL?
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Just proves the collective sense of humour here is unhumanly low.
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Have you tried blue or purple in his hair I mean.... :oops:
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@smiscandlon - Indeed, I am very proud... not for myself but for The Great One. (Even though he is now threatening to start a Boudicca thread, I do not fear, for I know that His Greatness far exceeds mine...)

@Dark - YOU are just jealous!Image

@MB - He has had pink hair extensions forced on him... and he was as pretty as a picture with them! :lol: :kiss: :twisted:
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Dark wrote:Just proves the collective sense of humour here is unhumanly low.
But you still have to keep checking the thread, eh?
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Yep.
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If you don't like the thread then don't bother looking at it then (or replying)....it's not rocket science :roll:
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I don't mind it being in this thread, because (bizarrely for here) it's on-topic. Just when it invades all the other ones does it get faintly annoying.
I'm also amazed that the joke "Tim [somehow] looks like Rick Astley" has carried on this long.

Motz looks like Pete Murphy but it's not funny. More admirable. :roll:
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Yay for me. ;)

Doesn't discussing something sensible like that make us off-topic here though? :lol:
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Dark wrote:I don't mind it being in this thread, because (bizarrely for here) it's on-topic. Just when it invades all the other ones does it get faintly annoying.
Merely an echo of His omnipresence, my friend...

(we've done us best to stop it :oops: )
Dark wrote:I'm also amazed that the joke "Tim [somehow] looks like Rick Astley" has carried on this long.
I don't know how fast your hair grows... but Timothy is still sporting the quiff...

And having dreams that his hair's grown back, bless 'im!!! :lol:
Dark wrote:Motz looks like Pete Murphy but it's not funny. More admirable. :roll:
Does he now...! :eek: Image

(I'll believe it when I see it... :von: )
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