Wasps, where are they?

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James Blast wrote:heights worry me but widths scare the shit outta me!
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Heights sometimes give me the creeps but then I jumped in a dream and although my palms get moist, the adrenalin kicks in.
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Dark wrote::eek:

I am arachnophobic.

That spider scared the s**t out of me.
Even ones a tenth of its size worry me.
Even the teeny tiny little ones? :(

One morning I woke up and went to look in the mirror (this would be the first thing you would do if you were as stunningly beautiful as wot I am ;D ), and I thought I had a bit of fluff hanging in a strand of hair over my face.

Once my eyes focused, though, I realised it was not fluff but a little spider who was spinning a web on my head :eek: . I must add I'd only been in my bed for the obligatory 8 hours, not a month or anything, but this little arachnid had thought it would be a nice idea to call *me* his home. I just picked him up by his thread of silk and plopped him on a shelf.

1000 Goff Points to me! :lol:
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boudicca wrote: a little spider who was spinning a web on my head
8) GOFF AS f**k :twisted: :lol: .
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scotty wrote:
boudicca wrote: a little spider who was spinning a web on my head
8) GOFF AS f**k :twisted: :lol: .
I KNOW! :von: :lol: :oops:
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8) And beautiful and kind

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MadameButterfly wrote:8) And beautiful and kind

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Aww bless your stoned Dutch heart, Debs! :notworthy: ;D
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It seems all of them wasps are in Turkey :lol:

Loads of them back there, really :eek:
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I was attacked by one of those 'bloody big moths that look through the windows with scary faces' whilst in the shower last night.

Either that or he/she was trying to give me one!

Do you think it might have something to do with the Hai Karate body lotion i've taken to washing with? :?:
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Cromwell wrote:I was attacked by one of those 'bloody big moths that look through the windows with scary faces' whilst in the shower last night.

Either that or he/she was trying to give me one!

Do you think it might have something to do with the Hai Karate body lotion i've taken to washing with? :?:
Doubt it. That would probably kill them off. :lol:
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You wanna know where the wasps are, do ya? I'll tell you where they are, they're in my shoes stinging my feet, the yellow scummy b*stards! :evil:
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nick the stripper wrote:You wanna know where the wasps are, do ya? I'll tell you where they are, they're in my shoes stinging my feet, the yellow scummy b*stards! :evil:
Oh well now we know your feet smell like.....

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Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me. :von:
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Johnny M wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me. :von:
Talking to yourself again, John? :wink: :lol:
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Johnny M wrote: Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me. :von:
Tell me, my good Mr M: Is it a chafing feeling, or more of an itch?
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Marsden Fields wrote:
Johnny M wrote: Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me. :von:
Tell me, my good Mr M: Is it a chafing feeling, or more of an itch?
Or more of a commando yearn?

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Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
But JFK was Roman Catholic.
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Anyway... back to the little blighters...

One of them hit my window yesterday. Now I expect that kind of beehive-iour from bumblebees, but in wasps, I reckon it's a sign they're on their way out for another year.

Thank f**k.
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markfiend wrote:
Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
But JFK was Roman Catholic.
One can of course be inducted into the Kennebunkport WASP lifestyle--so well that one eventually exemplifies it--and still occasionally align oneself with catholicism (at least ostensibly). JFK may have had a pope in his pocket, but it was shaped like Marilyn Monroe.
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Johnny M wrote:Or more of a commando yearn?

tw*t head. :x
Oh I do yearn, but not in the manner you mean.
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Why does it always end up being about PANTS with you lot? :roll: :lol:
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