You know you are getting old when....

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Post Reply
User avatar
Zuma
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1831
Joined: 24 Jan 2003, 00:36

The adverts on TV for ring tones feature "musicians" you have never heard of...
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
Top
User avatar
canon docre
Overbomber
Posts: 2529
Joined: 05 Mar 2005, 21:10
Location: Mother Prussia

... you don't even see a need for having another ringtone than the pre-set ones....
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
Top
User avatar
Zuma
Slight Overbomber
Posts: 1831
Joined: 24 Jan 2003, 00:36

canon docre wrote:... you don't even see a need for having another ringtone than the pre-set ones....
:notworthy:

What was wrong with "ring, ring"?
Todays sarcasm is tomorrow's news
Top
User avatar
canon docre
Overbomber
Posts: 2529
Joined: 05 Mar 2005, 21:10
Location: Mother Prussia

... you have no idea what a "floating priest" looks like. :innocent:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
Top
User avatar
MadameButterfly
HL's mystical safekeeper
Posts: 6938
Joined: 12 Jul 2005, 09:29
Location: in my own galaxy

"ring-tones" ...."floating priests" ....oh my fairytickeledlittlemind....what are you women talking about....
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

canon docre wrote:... you don't even see a need for having another ringtone than the pre-set ones....
You barely see the need for a mobile phone itself... watching people in the supermarket relaying to their husband or wife what different kinds of fizzy pop are available on the shelves..."Does no-one remember the days where people could wait 'til they got home to make a bloody phone call?" :oops: :roll: :innocent:

You find yourself genuinely shocked and getting all Mary-Whitehouse-esque when you see how little the performers on Top Of The Pops wear these days...

You mutter and grumble about kids today having no bloody discipline...

You realise that your favourite band hasn't released anything for over a decade... :innocent: :von:

And all this before my 22nd birthday. :lol: :oops:
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

boudicca wrote:And all this before my 22nd birthday. :lol: :oops:
Some people really are born elderly :lol:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
boudicca
Sister Midnight
Posts: 7427
Joined: 15 Sep 2004, 16:15
Location: embrace the margin
Contact:
Contact boudicca

Obviousman wrote:
boudicca wrote:And all this before my 22nd birthday. :lol: :oops:
Some people really are born elderly :lol:
Ahh, come on, don't tell me you're not just the same! :P
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
Top
User avatar
Obviousman
Outside the Simian Flock
Posts: 7090
Joined: 22 Aug 2004, 12:14
Location: Soon over Babaluma
Contact:
Contact Obviousman

I'm innocent, really :innocent: :lol: ;D

And certainly better than today's kids :lol:
Styles are a lie.

My Facebook/My Flickr
Top
User avatar
Brideoffrankenstein
Overbomber
Posts: 2883
Joined: 15 Jan 2004, 01:51

You know you're getting old when your friend asks you if you will take their 14 year old to his first gig :lol:
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Chat”