Cat Deeley vs Holly Willoughby

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CD:UK happens too early for me, and not even Cat Deely could have got me out of bed.

Into bed is another question entirely...
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timsinister wrote:CD:UK happens too early for me, and not even Cat Deely could have got me out of bed.

Into bed is another question entirely...
:eek: FOR SHAME! What happened to the "No Blondes" policy Timothy!? :innocent:

I didn't see them, but if it's a step up from Exciter that's good news... wasn't tooo keen on that album...
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Maybe he found that she wasn't a natural one? ;D
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Motz wrote:Maybe he found that she wasn't a natural one? ;D
Even better! ABSOLUTION!

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...I think you'll find Cat Deeley left a bit ago. The divine Holly Willoughby hosted Sunday's show.

Down, boy!
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That's pushing it a bit, I've seen her. Screaming mad twelve year old? As Comrade Blast would say...

Next!
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timsinister wrote:That's pushing it a bit, I've seen her. Screaming mad twelve year old? As Comrade Blast would say...

Next!
Give over! At the risk of going severely off-topic, check her out on Cakey Skate on Ministry Of Mayhem on Saturdays! :wink:

<Suddenly realises his admissions>

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Don't worry NH fellow Holly Willoughby fan here.

Last week at one point she was wearing a wrestling outfit and at another point she was dressed as Destiny Angel from Captain Scarlet. :innocent:
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Luckily I've no idea what any of you are talking about. My 'TV with the sound down' interludes tend to feature vintage Hollyoaks.
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:eek: Gentlemen! There are ladies present...

(Well, I say ladies... :innocent: )
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you said gentlemen as well. careful, now.
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*Ahem*

Perhaps some judicious pruning of this thread is called for? :lol:
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The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments! ;D :notworthy:

Well lads, you've all admitted to your adolescent lustings over a children's TV presenter in various kid's guises, whilst I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!

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timsinister wrote:The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments!
:?: Anyone can edit their own posts...
timsinister wrote:I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!
Who is also a children's TV presenter...
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markfiend wrote:
timsinister wrote:The privileges of Moderating! Retro-engineering your embarassing comments!
:?: Anyone can edit their own posts...
True - can I also edit other people's posts, please? :wink:
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timsinister wrote:I expressed admiration for the FHM's sexiest woman of 200whenever!
Who is also a children's TV presenter...
Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?
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FHM as a cultural yardstick. Defintely a more embarrassing claim than any Hollyoaks fetish.
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timsinister wrote:Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?
Exactly how much do you read into these polls..?
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Norman Hunter wrote:
timsinister wrote:Has Willoughby been voted sexiest woman of 'whenever'?
Exactly how much do you read into these polls..?
Yes Tim do tell... :innocent:
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnyway

this hav 0 to do with the toppick (as uzhuall on hartland chiz chiz chiz)

temporary lock for splitting...

...and open again. This was split from this thread
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Aren't they both a bit undistinguished?

But then, what do I know? :roll:
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canon docre wrote:Aren't they both a bit undistinguished?

But then, what do I know? :roll:
Amen sister! :notworthy:

Total Z-list...
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compared to the HL alpha females
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Tim is turning into a right old perv, isn't he?
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I have no idea who this Willoughby person is. Cat Deeley on the other hand I do know. She looks to me like she's been hit in the face with a spade at some point, and also as if her mouth follows along a split second behind the rest of her face.
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Tim is turning into a right old perv, isn't he?
*points microphone in The Sinister's direction* :innocent: :twisted:

What do you mean, turning into...!
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