Kittens! Get 'yer' kittens here!

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Free to good homes

Born on Sunday

2 pure black kittens
2 black and white kittens

All toms (I think), we've also got a black queen but she is already reserved

Ready in November time. Mother is a pretty thing, last kittens turned into great looking cats


If we can't shift them, then they'll be used to make Quiffy a pair of comfortable loafers!
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*sniff* i would, but it may be too early to replace my fat grumpy black furry angel.. still in denial that he's gone
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:eek: That wasn't the "Kittens" I was hoping for :innocent: :lol: !.
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The sack and bricks are still here if you need them Ed.... :innocent:
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size 7 please. ikkle feet, me :D
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snowey wrote:The sack and bricks are still here if you need them Ed.... :innocent:
Is that Cockney Rhyming Slang?
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snowey wrote:The sack and bricks are still here if you need them Ed.... :innocent:
Quiff Boy wrote:size 7 please. ikkle feet, me :D
Yer both being 'orrible :eek: :lol:

Mind you, when someone told me Ed was having kittens, I'm not sure what I thought :lol: :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:size 7 please. ikkle feet, me :D
Are you sure you wanted to share that? :innocent: :lol:

You know what they say... small feet, small shoes. :roll: :P

(If you're ever in the market for a pair of dodgy women's goffick buckle boots, you can borrow mine... ;D )
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boudicca wrote:
(If you're ever in the market for a pair of dodgy women's goffick buckle boots, you can borrow mine... ;D )
Would you swap them for a couple of kittens?

Would complement the one on your head
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@ boudicca: see the other tv presenter thread... dont wear pointy shoes anymore ;) :lol:
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Ed Rhombus wrote:
boudicca wrote:
(If you're ever in the market for a pair of dodgy women's goffick buckle boots, you can borrow mine... ;D )
Would you swap them for a couple of kittens?

Would complement the one on your head
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Its either that or a very tight affro
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Its either that or a very tight affro
It was made from a bear... :twisted: :P

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<Takes point>
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Edward The Bear(skin hat) :eek: Ouch. Sounds painful :eek: :D
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Its either that or a very tight affro
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;D
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