Rear Of The Year

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Norman Hunter
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Won this year by the delectable Nell McAndrew. Yum.

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Norman Hunter wrote:Won this year by the delectable Nell McAndrew. Yum.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
As on todays Moyles show, of which I am a well-known fan. Standing here with last years winner...uh...Aled Jones of Big Brother Four or Five or whatever... :|

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timsinister wrote:
Norman Hunter wrote:Won this year by the delectable Nell McAndrew. Yum.

:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
As on todays Moyles show, of which I am a well-known fan. Standing here with last years winner...uh...Aled Jones of Big Brother Four or Five or whatever... :|

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Three ARSE holes in a row :innocent:
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the one in the middle's the biggest arse tho'
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James Blast wrote:the one in the middle's the biggest arse tho'
more of a c*ck than an arse surely?
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Aye.

*Edit: that was intended as a reply to JB, but will equally do as a reply to QB ;)
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I won't disagree. But therein, perchance, lies his amusement.
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ahh, so you're laughing at him rather than with him? :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:ahh, so you're laughing at him rather than with him? :lol:
Doesn't everyone,the guy is a c**t,and needs a trip to the"waxer"going by the photo',do you think he'd suit a"Brazilian"? :innocent:
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a c**t with a face like an arse! marvellous :lol:
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Quiff Boy wrote:a c**t with a face like an arse! marvellous :lol:
:eek: just think of his breath :innocent: !
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We've had this argument, Timothy :innocent: ...
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scotty wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:ahh, so you're laughing at him rather than with him? :lol:
Doesn't everyone,the guy is a c**t,and needs a trip to the"waxer"going by the photo',do you think he'd suit a"Brazilian"? :innocent:
A Columbian necktie would be far more suitable.
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A thread derailed with the second post to it! Born to be a Heartland Derailer...

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Judging by what comes out of him I'd say he was an arse.
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