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:eek: Now that's open to the imagination....
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Oh please. :roll:

I'll give it a while, but I feel the trash bin calling...
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:eek: Good grief! And you call other people pervs! :lol:
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Currently pleasuring myself with...A big cuddly bear

:eek: You wanna be careful there fella! :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Oh please. :roll:

I'll give it a while, but I feel the trash bin calling...

Mark you have a dirty mind.

Can you explain your interpritation or are you too busy feeling the trash bin?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:Mark you have a dirty mind.
:twisted:
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he's a BOY.
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So? :lol:
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Well, the standard of discussion on HL has hit an all-time high here, I think...
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markfiend wrote:So? :lol:
it's taken as read :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Well, the standard of discussion on HL has hit an all-time high here, I think...
Ye..e..e..s

And it's partly my fault.

Although to be fair, someone had to.

*mouse hovering over "lock" button...*
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Is that your answer to the original question posed by the thread Tim?

Dirty boy
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I had a euphemistic-sensory-overload when I read the title of this thread, and now I can think of anything dirty to write. :?
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nick the stripper wrote:I had a euphemistic-sensory-overload when I read the title of this thread, and now I can think of anything dirty to write. :?
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Ed Rhombus wrote:...
According to Ivor Biggun.....

"I've used a badger, and a mellon and a cat, an inflatable Linda Lovelace and a Davey Crocket hat!"

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Gosh, the innuendo on this thread :roll: :eek: :lol:

It's obvious that Ed has simply bought himself a new hat (to celebrate finding homes for all those kittens), and is trying it on :wink:
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Much pleasure, that one 8)

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I don't think even :von: can outdo that gem ;D
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Sara use to play with me


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rian wrote:Sara use to play with me
that's what marriage does :innocent:
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scotty wrote:a cheese grater.
:eek: Aaaarrrggghh! I don't even have one and that sounds painful...

(I don't mean a cheese grater, oh no :innocent: ;D )
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