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Dark wrote:I lived.
That's past tense?
Styles are a lie.

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Then I became a goth.
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Dark wrote:Then I became a goth.
One does not"become a goth",one is born a goth!!!.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Dark wrote:Then I became a goth.
One does not"become a goth",one is born a goth!!!.
Is that very painful?
Styles are a lie.

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Obviousman wrote:
scotty wrote:
Dark wrote:Then I became a goth.
One does not"become a goth",one is born a goth!!!.
Is that very painful?
You'd have to ask someone who's given birth to a GOTH!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Obviously that ain't us, :lol:
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Every birth is "very painful" ....so says a mother.

Would love to ever see a male give birth...... :twisted:
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MadameButterfly wrote:Every birth is "very painful" ....so says a mother.

Would love to ever see a male give birth...... :twisted:
You ever seen Junior?
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nick the stripper wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:Every birth is "very painful" ....so says a mother.

Would love to ever see a male give birth...... :twisted:
You ever seen Junior?
Women are bloody patter merchants,they have one at a time{genarly}and the whole world has to stop,doctors,nurses,mid-wives,screaming,shouting,howling,drugs,epiwhatsits,months off work, allsorts,my pet dug had six pups last year in about an hour and a half,never as much as squeeked,it's a bloody con guys :innocent: :innocent: !.
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scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote: You ever seen Junior?
Yes I have honey but it is not quite the same as that mental image...

Women are bloody patter merchants,they have one at a time{genarly}and the whole world has to stop,doctors,nurses,mid-wives,screaming,shouting,howling,drugs,epiwhatsits,months off work, allsorts,my pet dug had six pups last year in about an hour and a half,never as much as squeeked,it's a bloody con guys :innocent: :innocent: !.
Says a man who has never given birth. With all due respect I did have a mid-wife and nurse but no screaming, no drugs (except in honesty my herb before going into labour) and with the yoga I had done, got the job done quickly, quietly and in the comfort of my own home on both accounts. Not always the "horror story" that alot of people believe....

Oh and those months off work are hard needed by a mother. Lots of bonding and with regard to the medical aspect (remember we have 6 weeks which is when the body gets back into shape).

MB...with personal info. and not really a b!tch.... :innocent:
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