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Andie
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YOUNG WOMAN

I love you, Pumpkin.



YOUNG MAN

I love you, Honey Bunny.



And with that, Pumpkin and Honey Bunny grab their weapons, stand up and rob the restaurant. Pumpkin's robbery persona is that of the in-control professional. Honey Bunny's is that of the psychopathic, hair-triggered, loose cannon.



PUMPKIN

(yelling to all)

Everybody be cool this is a robbery!



HONEY BUNNY

Any of you fcukin' pricks move and I'll execute every one of you motherfcukers! Got that?
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

same goes for birthday wishes :wink:
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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:lol: Is there someone afraid of group hugs?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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:lol: NEVER!!!

:lol: "Ma Baker!!! Put ya hands in the air and give me all ya money!"

HBD

MB ;D
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
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James Blast
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put on the wrong pair of undies this am. Andie?
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Johnny M
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After that little outburst Andie, I think everyone on HL should post a smarmy, cloying, cringeworthy comment on your BD thread tonight/tomorrow. :twisted:

What he fails to mention is that he is Pumpkin and I'm Honey Bunny. It's a weekend-rob people-shoot people thang that we have to alleviate the boredom and stresses of everyday life. :von:
[size=9:7c190484cc]Johnny Boy - JB - Loki - Johnny M

Heartland 14 Jul 03 - 05 Aug 06.[/size:7c190484cc]
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JULES
Does-he-look-like-a-bitch?!

BRETT
(in agony)
No.

JULES
Then why did you try to f**k 'im
like a bitch?!

BRETT
(in spasm)
I didn't.

Now in a lower voice.

JULES
Yes ya did Brett. Ya tried ta f**k
'im. You ever read the Bible,
Brett?

BRETT
(in spasm)
Yes.

JULES
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this
situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

The two men EMPTY their guns at the same time on the sitting
Brett.

When they are finished, the bullet-ridden carcass just sits
there for a moment, then TOPPLES over.

All is quiet. :von:
Best scene in the movie.

oh, by the way, happy birthday Andy. *ducks*
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or a Whizzkid stylee double Birthday wish effort!!!!!!!!
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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tight pants eh James?...i'll gie ya tight pants! :wink:

thanx Johnny your cash is in the envelope marked SWALK :kiss:

scotty just wait a minute...one B'day message is WAY to much...Two would fcuking kill me :lol:

thanx nick...tis indeed the best scene :notworthy: ...shame it's cut down from the original as written by QT

canon docre...where's the :grouphug: smilie when you really need one... :wink:

MadameButterfly Ma Baker...you've made me feel even older now...i've got Boney (effing) M now playing in myheadspace...

please...anyone else...feel free to abuse me...i can take it...


just don't be expecting a personal reply... 8)
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I think I need to 'huv a wurd wi yew, yah Edinge Fud!'
how does 7-9 Oktober, Leeds sound?

broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:
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ummm.. *waves at andi*
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James Blast wrote:
broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:
You can get it on yer chips in Glesga these days,I guess some of US are trend setters and some of YOOZ are just trend followers :innocent: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:I think I need to 'huv a wurd wi yew, yah Edinge Fud!'
how does 7-9 Oktober, Leeds sound?

broon sauce oan chips, well I nivir :twisted:
no can do the Oktoberfest this time :cry:

to many different and intresting....ach...it's the better half's birthday around then...and she's not one for turning!
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emilystrange wrote:ummm.. *waves at andi*
thanx Ems :kiss:
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right back atcha Keith, I will confess to huving hud 'the broon sauce' oan ma chips as far back as 1970 :oops:
deee-lish!
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No Andie, No HL meat.....

<------major disappointment :(
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James Blast wrote:No Andie, No HL meat.....

<------major disappointment :(

is it me...or does that read/sound very pornographic?...


"Meet" just doesn't look right there tho...
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I like you...
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This forum gets worse <sighs>.
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