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"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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a big spider oan the ceiling
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DerekR wrote:a big spider oan the ceiling

Big spiders on the ceiling are one of reasons why I hate the countryside.


You go to the bathroom and there's a massive spider scuttling around in the bath.

You decide to flush the spider down the plug hole and turn on the cold tap and a mosquito flies out of the end of the tap as the water starts to flow.

The spider is not going without a fight so you have to make tsunami waves by thrashing your hand in the water at the other end of the bath. Job done, plug placed to prevent a re-entry.

You reach for the hot tap, a big bastard moths flies out from behind it. quite frankly it s**t you up more than the spider.

Nice relaxing bath on the go, you survey the surroundings and count 4 daddylonglegs camped down in various parts of the room, and you've only left the window open for a couple of hours ffs. :?
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That sounds like an accurate description of the insect life chez moi and I live in the suburbs.

As for the caption, she's obviously Watching the Skies, as per Herr Fuhrer's rank around the time of a certain Celebrity Plane Crash gig ;)
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How big is she?
Styles are a lie.

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I think she's posing"Anne-Marie"style in the hope me & the whizzkid will use boudicca as our avatar instead :twisted:
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...spiders from Mars :innocent:
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she's basking in the glory shining from tim, obviously
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James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

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Oh my f**king god, why is the world full of knobheads?
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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so far the Birthday boy is out in front
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James Blast wrote:so far the Birthday boy is out in front
planetdave is, for me
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emilystrange wrote:
James Blast wrote:so far the Birthday boy is out in front
planetdave is, for me
Me too Em. :lol:
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Dark wrote:"Seconds before launching into a chorus of "Hey now now", Miss Morrison wonders WHEN she'll get paid..."
:notworthy::lol::notworthy:

To paraphrase Mr Eldritch:

The first are last,
The best get fired,
And the cheque is yet to come...

:innocent:

I'll get my coat :oops:
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Motz wrote:
Dark wrote:"Seconds before launching into a chorus of "Hey now now", Miss Morrison wonders WHEN she'll get paid..."
:notworthy::lol::notworthy:

To paraphrase Mr Edlritch:

The first are last,
The best get fired,
And the cheque is yet to come...

:innocent:

I'll get my coat :oops:

:lol:

the door to spell check is this a-way Mr Edlritch :wink:
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Oops :lol:

I spelt cheque the American way the first time, went back to change it and neglected an absolutely horrible typo. Wonderful :roll:

On topic, maybe a jab at British weather and the glare in the photo?

"Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
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Isn't it just resigned wistful thinking?

I have to stop being Sitting Pretty In Bearsden and go and mix with the sweaty, fiithy, working class oiks in Leeds? :von:

Including Poor Bastard From Peterborough. :innocent:
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see above :roll:
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Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die. :innocent:
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die. :innocent:
:notworthy: :notworthy:

beat me to it...typical
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Johnny M wrote:
Motz wrote: "Bloody Hell! Sunshine!"
No, no. That would be ooops past my bedtime I'm going to die. :innocent:
I've done my homework, packed my bag and brushed my teeth. Would you deny me my ten minutes of Heartland before nodding off? :cry:

Besides, who're you going to tell? "Your mate Paul" is fast asleep :lol:
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she's obviously gazing in wrapt admiration at her own reflection in the kinky sex-mirror on her ceiling. :innocent: :wink:
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:eek: I do not believe this...

Yet for some reason I felt a strange chill when I saw the topic title... just knew... :roll:

I like Planet Dave's best. 8) :twisted:

Obviousman wrote:How big is she?
:eek: :eek: :eek:

5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!! :lol: :eek: :innocent:
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