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When does the next train to Euston go?
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When does the next train to Euston go?
:lol: :notworthy: I think I actually have asked that question at least once in my life :oops: .
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boudicca wrote:
Obviousman wrote:How big is she?
:eek: :eek: :eek:

5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!! :lol: :eek: :innocent:
Now, tell it it metric indeed, 5'5'' and 7 stone means less than nothing to me, :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:How big is she?
:eek: :eek: :eek:

5'5'' sans chausseurs, not friendly with the 7 stone mark (though you lot do everything in metric don't you?) - details end here!! :lol: :eek: :innocent:
Now, tell it it metric indeed, 5'5'' and 7 stone means less than nothing to me, :lol:
Not very tall and skinny enough to get "comments" about it... :urff: :roll:
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Ah, so definately looking up to someone then...
Don't know what part of a person you see when you have your head in that anglee though :P :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Ah, so definately looking up to someone then...
Don't know what part of a person you see when you have your head in that anglee though :P :lol:
I do tend to find myself staring tall gentlemen like yourself between the nipples... :eek: :lol: :oops:

(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... :wink: )

But I look up to no-one!
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boudicca wrote:I do tend to find myself staring [...] between the nipples...
Odd that. That's more usually a male viewpoint. :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:I do tend to find myself staring [...] between the nipples...
Odd that. That's more usually a male viewpoint. :innocent:
:lol: I don't want to crane my neck!
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That's my excuse too. :twisted:
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markfiend wrote:That's my excuse too. :twisted:
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A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.
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boudicca wrote:(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... :wink: )
Quite tall indeed :innocent:

2 metres (and I won't imperialise that for you :twisted: )

However, I think there's a whole lot less to see in our nipple-zone :lol:
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boudicca wrote:(assuming you're tall 'cos you're Dutch... :wink: )
Quite tall indeed :innocent:

2 metres (and I won't imperialise that for you :twisted: )
Holy :eek: ! Miles over 6 foot then... (whoops sorry, kilometres!)

I do know my metric height, 1.64m I think... :lol:
I'm not even short! Average for a Scottish lady, if not slightly taller...

You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves :P .

So, the answer to the question is - I'm looking at Obviousman! ;D
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James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

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A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.
already said that ! :roll: :P really Josh,if you can't keep up.. :lol:
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nick the stripper wrote:
James Blast wrote:caption competition, prizes may be awarded

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A mirror she has fixed to the ceiling.
already said that ! :roll: :P really Josh,if you can't keep up.. :lol:
But he kept it clean, you see... :P
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like that's important, b?
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emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?
But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!
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boudicca wrote:
emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?
But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!
ha! viscious slander! :innocent: ...just 'cause Nick didn't call it a sex-mirror;why else would you have a mirror on your ceiling?
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:
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emilystrange wrote:like that's important, b?
But of course! My delicate lady-ears are continuously burning with Lee's filth!
ha! viscious slander! :innocent: ...just 'cause Nick didn't call it a sex-mirror;why else would you have a mirror on your ceiling?
'Cos you're vain? :innocent: ;D
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boudicca wrote:You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves :P .
When I went to the consulate to get me a new passport, they had to see how tall I was... Can you believe the meter only went to two metres, at a Dutch consulate :lol: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:You lowlanders are a law unto yourselves :P .
When I went to the consulate to get me a new passport, they had to see how tall I was... Can you believe the meter only went to two metres, at a Dutch consulate :lol: :lol:
:lol: They must have a lot of problems with that - I heard you have a vocal "Tall People's Lobby" (Taal Peepools Lobbij? :innocent: :P :oops: ) who hassle hotels to make their beds longer, doorways higher and so on.

Do tell, am I falling prey to national stereotypes here? :lol: :roll:
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I asked her if they had a lot of problems with it and was laughing about it, but the lady behind the desk didn't seem to get the joke :roll: :lol:

Anyway, personally I wouldn't mind that lobby (though I'm not that monstrously big), hotel beds are just pure horror, my head has had several unfriendly encounters with doorways and so on :lol:
Don't know how vocal they are however :innocent:

And stereotypes? Let me look up how you guys are stereotyped then ;D :twisted:
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Obviousman wrote:I asked her if they had a lot of problems with it and was laughing about it, but the lady behind the desk didn't seem to get the joke :roll: :lol:

Anyway, personally I wouldn't mind that lobby (though I'm not that monstrously big), hotel beds are just pure horror, my head has had several unfriendly encounters with doorways and so on :lol:
Don't know how vocal they are however :innocent:

And stereotypes? Let me look up how you guys are stereotyped then ;D :twisted:
Feel free, I know us Scots have an unblemished worldwide reputation... :innocent:

(as tiny fat mean drunken aggressive slobs with ginger hair :oops: :cry: :lol: )
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